Monday, January 12, 2009

THIS JUST IN...why do i do this for the 2 of you that read...avery and donnahue this ones for you

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Tony stone face Dungy cashes it in. Apparently he can't go another 20 seasons standing on the sideline and letting peyton coach...the Colts "coach" has called it quits. Listen, Dung has done some serious shit when it comes to the whole black coach, and superbowl champ (no thanks to him) he has done well. Tony Dungy's book "quiet strength" was actually a metaphor for the way he calls plays...quietly...with strength in his hope peyton makes the right call. 

Pedro Martinez status is still on hold: just like his career was for the past 15 years. What happened to the 100mph,slider, old man throwing beast from boston?? In the past 3 seasons, Pedro has made 48 starts...(thats 16 starts a season, Duan)...he has given more women aids than he has games pitched for the last 3 seasons. Yeah...its a lonely,dirty world in the Dominican Republic

and finally...the UNC tarheels have lost another thriller in the second half. Dickie-V i used to like you, until you convinced me that the heels could beat any team in the NBA. Yeah...i believe that like i believe Burlington, CT is the king of east coast nightlife. Tyler babyface hanesborough is in for a real treat when he has to actually play against somebody his own girth...mr thabeet for that matter. If UNC doesnt win a championship this year, roy williams deserves to be tarred and feathered, raped, danced on, exfoliated, jerked off, and then finally chinese water tortured...because when Ty lawson and Ty Hanes, TY (tie) for player of the year <<<(that was a pun only i will understand)...Roy will certainly have another vertigo trip and i'll convince the world hes on shrooms

^if you can make sense of any of that you may bear my first child



I changed my font so you can weed through all the other bullshit and get to my posts easier for dan,adam, possibly adams brother, connors siblings, scans, shannon and tara, and maybe desiderato


^and by bullshit in no way shape or form did i mean RZA's posts, because they are full of spiny substance and witty humor, if they had a nobel prize for dicksucking...i mean blog writing he would take the cake quicker than Katie Van Gilst takes a half court shot



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