THIS JUST IN

Man-genious....Eric Mangini is now a Cleveland Brown...a lighter, less black, not as hairy, and a bit meaner substitution for Romeo Crennel. This has already been noted by the maneater rZa. 

San Diego, NOT SO CHARGER Vincent Jackson has been arrested on a DUI charge. Honestly Vinny?? You make that much money and you cant afford a taxi?? Just another reason why the Chaaaagers aren't doing shit this weekend."This morning I was stopped by an officer," is all he had to say...Vincent BUY A FUCKING DRIVER

PacMan Jones released...what a shocker...the 'boys said they did this because he may have been part of a violent crime while he was with the Tennessee tits, well played PacMan...well played...looks like its game over for you. 

Reggie Bush's knee surgery last month was understated by the Saints...the new orleans ones. I dont know who they thought they were fooling, but Bush's microfracture surgery was cereal shit. HOW IS HE GOING TO PLAY IN THE PRO-BOWL...oh wait, you have to be good to play there. they insist he will be ready for camp in june....they must mean june 2010.

THE DENVER NUGGETS HAVE TRADED CHUCKY ATKINS TO THE OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER (their new) FOR RESERVE CENTER JOHAN PETRO....yeah we dont care either