Monday, August 9, 2010

Story Of The Year? Yup. Story Of The Year.

A flight attendant ran out of patience on a plane that just landed at JFK on Monday afternoon, so he allegedly cursed a blue streak over the p.a. system, grabbed some beers,  pulled the emergency chute, slid down and ran from the plane,  sources said. Jet Blue employee Steven Slater, 38, was working on Flight 1052 from Pittsburgh to Kennedy Airport, which landed at around 12 p.m., when he got into a verbal altercation with a passenger, law-enforcement sources said. Following a heated exchange, the flight attendant told off the entire plane on the public address system, activated an emergency chute near the back of the plane and jumped down the evacuation slide and ran for it.  The argument began when one of the 100 passengers on the flight, got up early to get her luggage from an overhead compartment, according to sources. Slater told the passenger to sit back down -- but, as he approached, the woman continued to pull her belongings down and struck him in the head with her bag, authorities said. Slater asked for an apology but the woman cursed him out, saying in effect "go f--k yourself" and calling him a "mo-fo," according to law enforcement sources who are still sorting out the specifics. Then Slater got on the flight's announcement system and allegedly cursed out  everyone on the plane -- especially the person who mouthed off to him, according to law enforcement sources. When his tirade was through, he then took a some beers from the galley and pulled the emergency chute and slid off the Embraer 190 plane.  According to police sources, he threw his luggage down first and said something to the effect of "there goes 28 years," before he took the plunge.

Say Steve Slater has a foul mouth, bitch about how he has no patience and should be fired but don't you dare tell me he doesn't have priorities in line. Poor guy just wanted to get his ass off that plane without having to wait 4 fucking hours. He clearly had a party to go to, that's why he snagged the beers. Those package stores close a little bit early in his neck of the woods so imagine what would have happened if he showed up late AND with no booze? Whoa. Been there, done that. Death stares all night. Public enemy #1. I actually have no problem in the way he went about his business either. Ever sit on a plane and sit there for 30 minutes after it landed as the captain plays with his dick? It sucks. You wait and wait and wait and wait. Slater probably went through the same routine for 5 stops before this, with the same crew and captain and he suddenly snapped when he got called a "mo-fo" by some woman(Guarantee she was black). Those are fighting words. Call me fucker or asshole but not motherfucker after you tell me to go fuck myself. That's when daddy puts the kids to bed and gets his grown man business on. I'll get on the PA and show you all just how much of a motherfucker I really am. I just wanna know what he meant by "there goes 28 years." He's 38 so has he been working for Jet Blue since he was 10? Was he planning this for 28 years? So many questions I wish I could ask our newest America hero, Steve Slater. Cheers to you, pal. You're one in a million. No, you're one in 10 million.

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