Sox Claim Damon Off Waivers.

Could the Boston Red Sox be looking to recapture the magic of 2004 that brought an end of their 86-year World Series drought? Detroit Tigers outfielder Johnny Damon confirmed to reporters Monday that he has been claimed on waivers by the Red Sox and that he has until Wednesday to decide whether he would waive his no-trade clause to return to Fenway Park.  The Red Sox are one of the teams from which Damon has no-trade protection. The 36-year-old outfielder said he was not sure whether he would accept a deal to return to Boston, where he was a long-haired, bearded folk hero as a key part of the 2004 "idiots" that ended the city's 86-year World Series title drought. But when a source close to Damon was asked if Damon was coming to Boston, the source said, "I doubt it. But we'll see.''

It's like they opened up the wounds that just finished healing. But I wanna know why he has Boston listed one of the teams he doesn't want to be traded to. Like what the fuck did we do so bad? We're the ones who put out on the first date then totally got butt fucked in 2005. Would it kill ya to call and check in every once in a while?

P.S. Is That Matt Damon getting his hand slapped by Johnny? Weird world we live in.