-Snooks call her boyfriend, Emilio and he's at a club and she demands that he go outside to hear her. Snooki hangs up the phone and says "well go get a STD." That's pretty bold coming from Snooki.
-Emilio calls back and Jwoww tells him that he's "a drunk skank with no job." Wait. Isn't that every person on the show is?
-The roommates have a family dinner and decide to play a bowl of questions. Is that even a game? Sounds more like into a lion's den.
-"He doesn't wanna miss out but he doesn't wanna give up his cookie and that's sad. You need to give up the cookie, son so you can find another one. I'm eatin' chocolate chip cookies every night, dog!" -The Situation.
-"You need to to be on your tip top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA. Say that 5 times fast"-Situation with the quote of the year. Say what you want about the guy but he's like Kobe in crunch time this season.
-Ronnie tells Sam that he hates her because he loves her. That makes sense. Sammi is probably thinking in her head, "Sooooooooo I have a chance?!?!"
-Everybody leaves Ronnie at the bar and he isn't too pleased. He shows up to the club later and Sammi is shocked and confused at why he's there. I know, I'm surprised too. Why would drunk Ronnie show up to the club? How did he do it? Especially when the producers need some drama to film. It's crazy! Ludicrous!
-Snooki and Jwoww say they can't be in the middle of the Ron/Sam but then announce there is an anonymous letter coming soon, thus throwing them right into the middle of the fight and really starting the fight. Something tells me this isn't the smartest bunch of kids.
-"I'm in Miami. I don't want girls studying for finals. I want girls studying for dick." - Classy, Vinny. Classy.
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