New York, here I come

The Denver Broncos said they are aware of a radio report that said holdout receiver Brandon Marshall Marshall skipped Denver's mandatory minicamp Friday-Sunday. He is protesting because he has medical trust issues and he wants a pay raise. Marshall's contract expires after next season. Marshall had hip surgery in March and he won't be able to practice until training camp starts late next month. Still, he was required to rehabilitate at the camp. Denver can fine him for missing the sessions. asked team owner Pat Bowlen for a trade during a meeting Friday. However, a team spokesman said Denver does not have any comment on the report. Adam Schefter, who will join ESPN in August, reported Monday on KOA in Denver that Marshall requested the trade during a meeting Friday. Marshall's agent, Kennard McGuire, did not return phone messages Monday. Marshall is entering his fourth season and made his first Pro Bowl in 2008. He has had back-to-back 100-plus catch seasons.

I'm calling this right now. It is June 16th and by the time August comes around, Brandon Marshall will be a New York Giant. We have been looking for a big play receiver ever since that asshole shot himself in the leg. And who better to fill the shoes? The man who had a 22 reception game last year. That's fucking who. Imagine this guy's talent with Eli's ability to throw it to him accurately 60% of the time. That's a winning combination. Plus, we like guys who have character issues. Plaxico had his guns, Antonio Pierce most likely rapes women, and Ahmad Bradshaw is a coke-head. I love it, Tom Coughlin's face will turn red over it, and the Giants will go to the Super Bowl. I'm ready for fantasy football. That's all I have to say.