Klopek. Is That Slavic?

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. -- Narcotics officers made a bizarre discovery while executing at warrant at Bridgeport home on Tuesday."When we opened the door to this compartment, that was when we knew that we had a problem," said Sgt. William Bailey, of the Bridgeport Tactical Narcotics Team. City police said officers discovered what appears to be a human skull in a basement with blood-covered walls early Tuesday morning. They said it was in a locked compartment of the basement inside a Madison Avenue home.They said they found the skull resting upon an altar with other items. "There was an alligator head, a sheep and a goat's head, a snake, and there was a chicken in a separate bowl," said Sgt. William Bailey, of the Bridgeport Tactical Narcotics Team. Investigators also found strange handwriting. They suspect people were practicing Santeria, a Caribbean blend of West African beliefs and Catholicism that uses animal sacrifices in some rituals."People who sell drugs, they think if they do that they'll be safe," Bridgeport resident David Mendez said.

I'll tell ya what. I hate when this happens. You go for your routine drug raid and then it's like opening up Pandora's box when you find one of those skulls and blood on the walls. Am I shocked at this story? Uh, no. Have you ever seen The Burbs? Only one of the most underrated movies of the 1980's in my opinion. The best part about this story is the quote from the cop. You knew you had a problem with you opened the compartment door? Really? What about the entire reason you had to raid the house in the first place? I guess in Bridgeport this is a common thing. Pick up some heroin, maybe find a fucking murder scene while you're at it. And what about his other line? People who sell drugs practice santeria because they think they will be safe. Yeah, that's it. Or they were just really, really, really, high.