Monday, June 29, 2009

Honestly Ricky Rubio?


We have been teased. As NBA fans, we were told we would get to see Ricky Rubio, one of the most exciting players on the planet, evolve into greatness before our eyes. Now plenty of people are suggesting -- insiders around Rubio, the GM of the team that drafted him, the father of the player himself -- Rubio may be headed back to Europe for a year or two. All this just two days after Rubio stared into the camera and said he wanted to come to the NBA so badly he'd play for free.

Look kid, this is the third time we have had to post about how big of a douche bag you are. Cut the shit. You just got drafted 5th overall to play in the National Basketball Association and make millions of dollars. Go fucking play ball. Don't pull any of this pussy shit "Well I don't want to play in Minnesota." I don't give a fuck, you got drafted. Do you really think Kevin Durant wanted to play for OKC? Absolutely not. No one would. You are a month younger than me you little shit, so you best listen. The size of your nose is fucking insane. I hate you. I'm glad you are going to play in Minnesota where the male inhabitants have the smallest testicles known to man due to the cold. Good. Great. I hope you come out of the closet too. If you go back to Spain, Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka are going to kick your ass. Suck on that, Ricky.

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