Tom Brady's Kid Is a Nudist!

Is that what children do in Brazil? Just walk around with their dicks out like they think they're Brett Favre or something? Can't say I blame him. Kid probably wakes up every morning, says I'm Tom Terrific's son and I'm gonna show you all what the good life looks like. He already has a great head of hair like papa bear. Get that little shit a contract ASAP.