Best Beard Ever.

SAN FRANCISCO — That Brian Wilson decided to grow a bushy beard and dye it black did not come as a surprise to the people who remember him growing up in Londonderry, N.H.  Wilson would wear shorts to school in the dead of winter and Londonderry High basketball coach Mike Beeman can still recall him painting his bare legs the colors of the opposing teams on game nights. Why? Nobody thought to ask. Wilson was just one of those kids. “He probably thought that would intimidate the other team,’’ Beeman said. “I’ll be honest; his antics gave me a few of my gray hairs. He was always doing things like that.’’ Now the record-setting closer of the San Francisco Giants, Wilson is quickly becoming the biggest celebrity on a team of spare parts that is somehow three games away from the World Series.

Brian Wilson is on some civil war shit.  That beard would even make Ulysses S. Grant blush a bit. Maybe not Stonewall but definitely Ulysses. The only thing I don't like about Brian Wilson is he tries to be too cool and too bad ass. I don't like a guy who tries to be cooler than the rest of the room. You walk into a party and you either have it or you don't and you end up looking like an asshole if you try to show you have it. I mean you can obtain it but you can't go out and get it yourself. Definitely can't buy it.  It just comes to you naturally and once it's lost, it's gone forever and you might spend the rest of your life trying to find it. Example: I have it. Togs doesn't. Mark Sanchez has it. Chad Henne doesn't. Tom Brady has enough to feed a family. A-roid wouldn't know what it was if it smacked him in the face.