Manny Still Thinks People Want Him

ORLANDO -- With Red Sox pitching coach John Farrell about to take over as manager of the Blue Jays, soon-to-be free agent Manny Ramirez praised the hiring and listed Toronto as a possible landing spot.  "John has tremendous knowledge of the game, a very pleasant man and he trains ball players," Ramirez said in a telephone interview with ESPNdeportes.com from his Miami home. "Toronto has made a great acquisition. Farrell is a manager for whom I would like to play, and Toronto is a team I've liked since they had all those Dominican players in the 80's," Ramirez continued. Farrell, 48, has been the Red Sox pitching coach since 2007, when the team won their second championship in four years with Ramirez in the heart of the order.Los Angeles Dodgers and Chicago White Sox in a season in which he was limited to 265 at-bats due to injuries.  Ramirez, 38, will be a free agent after the World Series. He batted .298 with nine home runs and 42 RBIs in 2010 while playing for the

Manny Ramirez is like that super hot chick in high school that everybody wanted but she kinda relegated herself to one guy(definitely not donahue or togs). Then she goes off to college and completely trashes herself in like 4 different ways. She gains weight, maybe picks up a bad weed habit, has sex with random dudes on the reg and becomes hooked on some art bullshit. Thanksgiving break or summer comes around after freshman year and she thinks all the hometown bros still want her ass except now we're all looking at a chubby chick who's stoned and eating taco bell with a weird emo piercing in her nose. She's like "heyyyy let's hang!" and you're just like "uhhh we'll call you. You don't call us. We'll call you." That's Manny and the rest of the MLB right now. He thinks he can have any team on command and everybody else says something like, "Great to see ya. We'll let ya know." He's been passed around by anyone who wanted him and you don't pass around good girls. You pass around whores at 12:30 AM when your other three calls didn't work out. I certainly don't want Manny. He's kinda like Randy Moss to me in the way that I liked them when they were here but I knew deep down they didn't totally love me so I wasn't going to invest my time in them. Nomar is a different story. I'll put him in the 4th spot even he's 50. You don't just throw away first loves. He loved me. I  loved him. The end.