Cody Endres Must Be Some Kind of Asshole

UConn quarterback Cody Endres has been suspended for the rest of the season for a violation of University policies.  The announcement comes a day after guard Eric Kuraczea left the program for personal reasons.  Both players were suspended for 30 days in August for an unspecified violation of team rules, which matched university suspension lengths for a failed drug test.  Both had started the last two games.

All this does is prove to me what I knew all along. There hasn't been a QB at that school that can even sniff Tyler Lorenzen's jockstrap.  Too big, too athletic, too good, too beautiful, makes a mean hot dog. That's what every college coach wrote on their scouting report. Endres must drink himself into a coma every night knowing that he'll  never live up #4's legacy. What a dickhead. 

I'm gonna walk around with "put an egg on it" written on my palms.