Best 'Stache In The Game?

Great shape, great color, great fullness. In my opinion if you're gonna go for the mustache, you gotta go all the way with it. Be filthy, creep and weird. I'd kill the soul patch though. That's never a good look, I don't care if you're Danny from the Real World(good luck looking that one up. I'm cultured). I digress. Beat the Yanks today. That's all I'm asking.