Can You Get Suspended For Sending a Chick Pictures Of Your Dong?

The NFL is aggressively investigating allegations that Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre sent inappropriate messages and photos to a former Jets employee, according to a source familiar with the league's review. The investigation is on a fast track and commenced Thursday, the same day that Deadspin.com posted voice messages and salicious photos that Favre allegedly sent to Jenn Sterger when both were employed by the New York Jets in 2008. Sterger is cooperating with the investigation and a source said that NFL security officials will meet with Favre if she confirms and/or provides evidence that the allegations have merit. Once the NFL completes its investigation, the source said any disciplinary action warranted under the personal conduct policy -- including suspension -- will occur "as soon as possible." Favre has not denied the allegations since the report. If Favre is suspended under the personal conduct policy, he will have a right to appeal but it would not interfere with the league announcing its action.

I think when I look back on this week the theme is going to be "dirty old men caught in the act." Just gross.  I'm not a sexter so maybe that's why I think it's a little freaky to send a broad a picture of your dick but I don't know. Is this what 40 year old men have to do to get a chick these days? Forget the wine and dine and just go straight for the trophy? One can look at it like Brett Favre and Coach Neil put their arms out there, slit their wrists and said "hey world this is my blood. It's red just like yours. So love me." Or you can look at it like me and the court of law and say it seems a bit illegal. Like you can't force a girl to look at your dick. You get a text message and you gotta open it. How was she supposed to know it was old man Brett showing her his twig and berries?  I say nothing less than the death penalty for #4.


P.S. Pants on the ground, indeed!