Merry Christmas, Kid. Here's My Johnson!

OMAHA, Neb. -- A family got a surprise when a Playstation Portable given as a gift came with an explicit image, KETV-TV in Omaha reported.Ten-year-old Kade Goodman is a self-described gamer. His older brothers have hand-held PSPs. Kade wanted one, too.Kade’s father, Shon Goodman, went to the CD Tradepost looking for a used unit at an affordable price. He gave it to Kade for Christmas, but before he could play with his new toy, Kade’s 13-year-old brother made a discovery.“He went to themes and colors and pulled up a picture. It’s something that’s not meant to be seen by a child’s eye,” said Shon.It was a picture of male genitalia on the PSP screen. Whoever first owned the system saved the image, and Shon Goodman said he couldn’t get rid of it.“At first I thought it was a joke,” he said. “Maybe it will come off. But when I started getting into it and started to erase it and couldn’t, the more I thought about it, the madder I got.”

From what I hear, Omaha is the sexting capital of the world so I'm not shocked by the story at all. You bought a PSP from a trading post and you expect anything less than a cock on the screen? Come the fuck on, dude. If you gave a shit about your kid then you'd go down the street to a Walmart and get him the real deal. Not some used and abused device that's like 10 dollars less. Good God. Why don't you buy him a bong from the back room while you're at it. You've already ruined enough of his childhood, at least let him get hooked on a weed habit like all those other kids who get high and talk about how their parents never loved them. Ugh. Pathetic.