Bode Miller Is Drunk Again

The U.S. Tennis Association will try to create reality-show suspense and buzz by launching a national playoff that could lead to a spot in the U.S. Open main draw. Two-time Olympic alpine ski racer Bode Miller has already announced his intention to compete. Miller is a former Maine high school singles champion and has long been an instructor at the Tamarack Tennis Camp in Easton, N.H., founded by his mother's family. "Tennis has always been a part of my life," Miller said in a statement released by the USTA. "The U.S. Open National Playoffs is a great concept and I look forward to playing in one of the sectional qualifying tournaments this spring. It will give me an outlet to focus my competitiveness after the Olympics and World Cup season." Here's how it works: Players can register for a $125 fee if they are USTA members 14 years of age and over (U.S. citizenship is not required). The qualifying tournament will begin with competitions in 16 of the 17 USTA sections -- all but the Caribbean -- from April through June. The men's and women's draws will be cut off at 256 players apiece and will be unseeded -- a nationwide grab bag, so to speak.

I like Bode Miller. However, he's a bit of a clown. Like there a guys who can say they don't give a fuck about anything but Bode Miller really doesn't give a fuck about anything. I don't know if anyone has seen him in an interview but he's an asshole and that's part of the reason why I like him. He doesn't give off this fake persona like Favre, Kobe or A-rod. He doesn't wanna be on TV and he's gonna tell you about it. Now this is either Bode Miller trying to make a fool of the US Tennis Association or he's really just an attention seeking whore. Or he was just drunk when he said this.