CINCINNATI -- Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Rey Maualuga has pleaded not guilty in northern Kentucky to drunken and careless driving. Covington police spokesman Spike Jones says Maualuga hit a parking meter and two parked cars early Friday with his 2003 Pontiac. There was minor damage. The 23-year-old was held about seven hours at the Kenton County jail before being released on his own recognizance. Court records show he entered a plea and was ordered to return this month for a hearing.
This sounds about right. The Bengals had a great regular season and stayed mostly out of trouble but the honeymoon is over. It was only a matter of time before one of them fucked up and they were turned back into the laughing stock of the NFL(oh someone jumped off a truck and died? Too soon?) You can't turn a whore into a house wife and you can't turn a bunch of degenerate football players into stand up men. That's about it. Wait. He was driving a 2003 Pontiac? Bahahahahahahahahahha. No wonder he got pulled over. They don't pull you over if you're in a maybach but if you're in the pontiac they just assume it's Joe the plumber.
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