Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Today Is The Day We Analyze The Greatness of R. Kelly

He's the guy who can bring you something to warm your heart like I Believe I Can Fly. Then he can turn the other way and talk about Feelin' On Yo Booty. Sure, we can Step In The Name Of Love but then we gotta listen to Sex Planet while smoking Sex Weed. And how did we forget about Same Girl? It's about two friends who are fucking the same girl and they find this all out over the telephone. Hilarious. ANYWAY. Remember Side Boob of the day? That was a big hit but we ran out of titties. So I had another idea. Post a daily R. Kelly jam to make the ladies swoon.

I'm leaving earth girl, to explore your galaxy. Yup. Listen more and that song gets filthy. There are mentions of milky ways and black holes.





I think the whole point of this is to realize that everybody has the same reaction after listening to a R.Kelly song and it goes something like this. WHAT?!?!?!?!

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