It's clear that the Jersey Shore cast is at war with the rest of society. It's a fucking jungle out there. We had references to hippos, elephants, fred flinstone's big toe, body guards, creatures, zoo animals, grenades, and grenade launchers. We also saw how the crew arms themselves for battle. Gym, tanning and laundry. GTL, baby. I think the real star of the episode was Pauly D. Once again, the story never revolved around him but he was there to throw in his 2 cents for everything that happened. Ronnie gets into a fight on the board walk and Pauly is the first one out the door with only one shoe on. Ronnie breaks up with Sammi for 2 minutes and Pauly is the first one out the door to "creep." Just an incredible soldier. I'd like to nominate him for the medal of merit.
"Incredible, huh Snooks? It's so hard to find a decent man these days. That's why I date women." - Pauly D
We saw the effects of roid rage when Ronnie beat the shit out of the fat bald guy. Now everybody knows why I said Ronnie was absolutely terrifying.
"These broads prolly just smelled the food from the house." - The Sitch
"Ronnie is in like pure creep mode so I'm like hell yea, now we can have some fuckin' fun." - Pauly.
It's pretty crazy to think that whole boardwalk brawl all began because some chick was wearing a sun dress and a fake louis v pocketbook.
Does every fight start with a simple, "come at me, bro"?
"Lick my ass" - Snooks
"Somebody threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like World War 3 or somethin'"- Pauly
"Through the scuffle Snooks gets hit again. Poor girl. Someone needs to teach her some self defense. Or how to duck." - the final quote from DJ Pauly D.
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