Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler Are Engaged

Kristin Cavallari, the former Laguna Beach and The Hills star, got engaged to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler this past weekend. People says:

A source close to the couple confirms to PEOPLE that Cutler proposed over the weekend during their getaway in Cabo San Lucas.

"He surprised her with a quick trip to Cabo to ask her to marry him," the source says.

Kristin is 24 and Cutler is 27 in case you love those sort of details. If you want to know more about these two all I need to say is that for Jay Cutler, he pussied out during the playoffs this year and as for Kristin, she loves doing coke and apparently at last year's Super Bowl:

The Hills star raised eyebrows for all the wrong reasons during Super Bowl weekend in Miami: "She was wasted the entire time," a source says in the new issue of Us Weekly. "She was going around to everyone, asking them to score her some coke." (Cavallari's lawyer refutes the allegations to Us; MTV declined to comment.)

But those close to the hard-partying Cavallari, 23, say that such antics have become more and more typical. "Her issues are becoming apparent to everyone," an insider reveals. "She's getting scary-thin and not showering regularly...She's clearly unhealthy."

First of all, she's really really hot so she can do whatever she wants. Second, since when was being wasted the entire Super Bowl weekend a crime? Third, the skinnier the better. Fourth, I like both Kristin Cavallari and Jay "Plastic" Cutlery and I'd rather watch this marriage on TV than the Royal Wedding. In other news, she's been to more Super Bowls than Jay Cutler ever will.