I Need These Fruit Gushers

You can tell he kind of came in his pants when he had the first bite but he had to play it off like this shit was nothing compared to fine cuisine he usually reviews. And it isn't a fairly bold move to call yourself "The Food Reviewer" when your past work has been Pepsi and Funions? It's like calling yourself a college athlete when all you really do is play club rugby.


P.S. He's had Fruit Gushers before? Ya think?  I love fat dudes. It's like they hit a certain weight in elementary school and they simply stopped giving a fuck.