Elmo Don't Play No Games

WINTER PARK, Fla. -- Elmo was not tickled - he was in a tussle. Police in central Florida say a man dressed as the "Sesame Street" character was attacked Saturday at a music store in Winter Park, but he was able to fend off the attacker. The fight broke out around 3 p.m. The costumed man had been hired to perform as Elmo at a children's event at Guitar Center, but police say the attacker began throwing punches at Elmo. The performer fought back, even breaking a few fingers on his attacker's hand. Police haven't released the names of either man. Officers broke up the fight and took the attacker to the hospital, where he was treated and detained for a mental health evaluation. Police say Elmo was unhurt, and that no children saw the fight.

Every once in awhile you come across somebody you shouldn't have fucked with and today that man is Elmo.  In the attackers defense I can kinda see why you'd wanna punch the shit out of Elmo. He can play this cute, tickle me role all he wants but you can't ignore the ego on that cat. It's always "Elmo wants this, Elmo says that, Elmo, Elmo, Elmo." I mean think of the fans for once in your life, bro. Like hey, what does little baby rza want? He wants some fucking chocolate milk, that's he wants but you're too busy getting your god damn tummy tickled by some overweight 20 year chick who probably blows lines off Oscar's trash can during commercial break. He's just rude and he deserves to be cold cocked in a record store. Grow up, dude. You and Peter Pan need a reality check.