Celts Get The Guy Who Banged Lebron's Mom

Danny Ainge admitted that trading Delonte West was one of the hardest decisions he's made as Boston's president of basketball operations, but three years later he's hoping West, like the players he was swapped for did in 2008, can help bring the team a championship. Ainge confirmed Wednesday that the Celtics have signed West, adding the 6-foot-4 free-agent guard to Boston's impressive offseason haul. The Boston Herald first reported the agreement. "He was one of the toughest guys for me to trade," said Ainge, who sent West, Wally Szczerbiak, the No. 5 pick in the 2007 draft (Jeff Green), and a 2008 second-round pick (Trent Plaisted) to Seattle in exchange for Ray Allen and the No. 32 pick in the 2007 draft (Glen Davis).

It's no secret I hate Delonte West. I mean I absolutely despise the motherfucker. If there were three players in the NBA that I could eliminate it would be Mo Williams, Lebron James and Delonte West. Bosotn has been killing me the past 3 months. First we blow a 3-2 series lead then they get my hopes up about trading for Rudy Fernandez only to sign Shaq instead and then they finally put the dagger in my heart by asking Delonte West to come back. But then I did some thinking. We now have Shaq who is getting ready to have a "fuck you" type of season. He wants to smash the shit out of Kobe and dismantle Miami. You know KG has been pounding his head into the wall ever since the boys from Miami called themselves the new big three and then we add the biggest piece to the puzzle. Every time Lebron James plays us, he's gonna come face to face with the guy who bagged his mom. I'd be scared if this was Kobe or MJ we're talking about but it's Lebron. The same guy who has never won a big game in his life. The same pussy who quit on his team in game 5 this past season. The same spineless bitch who couldn't even call his former team to tell them he was leaving to play second fiddle to Dwayne Wade's herpes filled dick. Lebron will crack when he plays Boston and Delonte will be the one smiling at him while he does hip thrusts. Quote me on that.