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Two of Braylon Edwards' teammates were with him when he was pulled over and -- to his surprise -- arrested for driving while intoxicated early Tuesday morning. The New York Jets wide receiver appeared in court Tuesday in ripped jeans, wearing a black T-shirt with the words "One Love" on the front and angel's on the back to answer the DUI charges. Police documents, parts of which were read aloud during the hearing at the Manhattan Criminal Courts Building, revealed that he didn't understand why he was pulled over.  "Why was I stopped for tints when my driving didn't lead you to believe I was drunk driving?" Edwards said, according to the report of the arresting officer, Armando Urbina. Officers on the lookout for vehicle violations like excessive tinting or missing registration stickers pulled over Edwards' white Land Rover on Manhattan's West Side at 4:47 a.m. ET and noticed a strong smell of alcohol and that he had bloodshot, watery eyes, the police report states. "I had a couple of drinks," Edwards said to the officer, according to the police report. There were four other people in the car with Edwards at the time, and the Jets confirmed that two of them were his teammates -- left tackle D'Brickashaw Ferguson and defensive end Vernon Gholston. According to the arrest report, the officer asked Edwards when he had his last drink. "About an hour ago," Edwards responded. Urbina asked Edwards if he was familiar with a breathalyzer. He responded that he was but asked why he would not undergo a field sobriety test like in Michigan, where he went to college. The officer said that was not procedure in New York. Edwards said to Urbina: "How about I just leave the car and take a cab and go home?" But the wide receiver did undergo the breathalyzer exam and blew .15 twice and was arrested. 

This story gets better and better but I'm just wondering when we can stop giving a fuck about Braylon Edwards? I thought for a solid 5 minutes before I posted this and couldn't think of another athlete who has a big name and for no reason.  What I'm saying is this dude sucks and when he's in the news, it's always mandatory reporting on ESPN. I'm not being a bitter Pats fan when I say Edwards is a bum. You only have to look at his career stats to find that out. On top of it all, he's an asshole. You get a DUI once and I'll let it slide but if you have millions of dollars, are in NYC where there are 10 cabs within 10 feet of you and have treated everybody like a piece of shit throughout your career then it's time to go. Braylon Edwards must die. "How about I just leave the car and take a cab and go home?" Yeah, maybe if you're Wes Welker bro but you're a mediocre wide receiver who has a rap sheet as long as Don DonkeyDong Donahue's dick.