Sellberg Got Hoes.

Sellysells fuckin railed this dime of a lady last night. I shit you not. Word on the street is she's actually 17. Keep on tanning ladies.

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It's Miley! I think I can get arrested for this but who knows. I guess I got a sight for these 16 year olds.

This Bitch Has a Mouth That Would Even Shock Me

Repeatedly using vulgar and racial insults, Superior Court Judge E. Curtissa Cofield argued with a police officer — addressing him as "Negro trooper" at one point — who was trying to process her on a charge of drunken driving in Glastonbury last October, a police video released Monday shows. Cofield also is heard twice on the video using the racial term "n-----." At 2:17 a.m. on Oct. 10, nearly two hours into the booking at headquarters, Cofield is seated at a desk and calls her husband on her cellphone. Her end of the conversation, in part, is: "Well, they got the head n----- in charge and he … Which one, the head n----- in charge? … Washington. OK. That's H-N-I-G...." Then she hands the phone to Washington, who talks to her husband about getting the car off the highway. Washington asks, "Do you guys have Triple-A?" Hearing that, Cofield interjects: "Oh, no. We don't. We're ghetto Negroes. We don't have Triple-A." Earlier, when asked if she was injured, Cofield replied: "Yeah, I am. I'm humiliated by your f-----g attitude." Asked if she was ill, Cofield replied, "I'm sick of being treated like a freaking Negro from the 'hood."Asked what her illness was, Cofield said: "Negro-itis." "Do you need to take any medication now?" Washington asked. "Yeah, I need to take anti-Negro, ummm ..." Washington asked if she was willing to take an intoxication test. She replied: "Mr. Negro Washington. I need to go to the bathroom, and then I will take the test." "It's Sgt. Washington," he replied, adding, "Don't disrespect me, and I won't disrespect you." At another moment, after she had given a urine sample, Cofield asked Washington: "Do you have a reading on my urine test, Negro trooper?"

Baaaaahahaaa. Funny story actually. One of my friends had this same exact judge in his court case. What was the charge? Possession of Alcohol. Oh, the irony. Anyone know where I can get medication for Negro-itis?

Welcome Back 'Tek. I Guess...

Jason Varitek and the Red Sox have agreed to a one-year contract with an option, a baseball source confirmed to the Globe's Tony Massarotti. Varitek will earn $5 million in 2009, with the club holding a $5 million option for 2010. If the Red Sox do not pick up that option, Varitek has the choice of remaining with the club on a $3 million deal. In '10, he can earn another $2 million in incentives based on playing time, beginning at 80 games started. Thus, the potential total value of the deal increases from $8 million-$10 million to $10 million-$12 million. The incentives apply to both the team and player options for 2010.

...Oh... I didn't know he had other offers.I would say some conceded comment here but I just can't get excited over this. We'd be a mess without him but this truck has no gas in the tank.

7th inning stretch: Kate Mara

This week's stretch is not much of one. When the Super Bowl kicks off Sunday, Kate Mara will be enthusiastically backing the Steelers. The Shooter hottie is the great-granddaughter of Pittsburgh Steelers founder Art Rooney. When the Steelers won in 2006 Mara was working on a movie and missed it so she now puts it in contract that if Pittsburgh or the New York Giants (more on that later) makes the Super Bowl she gets to go. That's our kind of girl!

Now, about the Giants ... her great-grandfather Tim Mara founded the franchise and her grandfather, the late Wellington Mara, owned the team. Her uncle, John, is the squad's president and CEO while her dad, Chris Mara, is the Giants' vice-president of player evaluation. Wow! That'd be a nice family to join.

However, Kate certainly has her own charms. She is charming, in a shy kind of way, in interviews and has become a solid actress. I first noticed her in the failed drama Jack and Bobby, where she was the pot smoker who dated a track star whose brother would become president. I also liked her in 24. She was also a cheerleader in We Are Marshall.

As far as looks go, she is an intresting mix. She has a great little body, amazing eyes, nice lips, great hair and a pretty face. Mara has this cute and innocent thing going on but is still definitely sexy.

Check out a good interview with her at Esquire, which is where the pic above is from.

Is This Kid For Real?

Is this fucker serious with this shit? You gotta be shitting me. An entire album dedicated to a u-19 premier team uniform and fancy awards? Hey, I got a picture of myself in my basement but that's also because I'm one badass motherfucker. But back to basic. I'm not one to bash somebody publicly based on their facebook. Oh, wait, yes I am. How do you even have a u-19 team in the spring? Like is it made up of kids who couldn't meet grade requirements to go college or were not good enough to play for a college team? And an entire album dedicated to pictures of you and your new uniform. Please remember us little people when you're leading Turkey to a world cup. I feel like I should fucking bow to you every god damn time you post new pictures of your godly self on facebook. After all you are the weathersfield #1 GK. Or were. You're not in high school anymore. Probably should have thought that one through before you made that screenname huh? Someone needs to put this cocky fuck in his place before he gets a taste of the real world. I'm worried about what our little pele is going to do next. Probably post highlight videos of himself on his facebook and youtube. Ohhhh, he already does that. Thaat's riighttt. I mean every soccer player has their own highlight video because it's not like soccer is the ultimate team sport or anything. Do us all a favor and go kill yourself.

Sexy swimmer Beard not dating Thorpe

Apparently former Playboy poser Amanda Beard is not dating former Australian swimming champ Ian Thorpe. Is this news? Well, not really but it gives us the excuse to run a pic of lovely Amanda. What do you think of the lighter hair?
As well, this news might also lend credit to the rumors that Thorpe is gay.

Is "big" Jessica Simpson curvy?

Have you seen the "fat photos" of Jessica Simpson at a chilli cookoff? The Ms. Tony Romo looks a little more buxom than usual. Although the "mom jeans" aren't exactly the best look, but what do you think of her increased curves. Is she sexy?

Her photos have attracted quite the media storm of attention. Even her little sister got in on it and defended her big sis. However, was it all for nothing? Think Fashion has posted pics of Jessica in tight leather pants that it says show she isn't really as big as the former photos made her look.

What do you think? Is the chilli cookoff Jess hot?

Girls of the Super Bowl

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I'm Shocked. SHOCKED.

I am disgusted. It's always exciting when players from your favorite team make it to the all-star game. I love KG getting voted into the starting line-up and Paul Pierce being honored as a reserve. But on to bigger things. The biggest fucking snub in basketball history besides Syracuse getting it's shit pushed in by the NCAA two years ago happened tonight. Ray Allen not picked for the All-Star team. Jesus motherfucking Shuttlesworth. If there was only one player to be picked for this team from the celts it is without a doubt this guy. #20 is the certified MVP this year for this squad. When Paul and Kg were not hitting then Ray was cleaning every persons shit from their eyes with the purest shot in the fucking game. He's averaging 18 a game, shooting 50% from the field and about 45% from beyond the arc. He's leading the big 3 in minutes played.Rashard Lewis over Ray Allen? REALLY!? These guys have equal numbers except for one difference. Ray isn't even the first option on a championship team and he still puts up 18 a game.Rashard Lewis played 2nd fiddle to rayray in seattle and plays 3rd flesh flute for orlando. Jameer Nelson over Rondo? How are you going to fucking allow 3 guys from the magic to play and not THE BIG FUCKING THREE FROM BOSTON. ahdsfsadf FUCK IT. I'M OUT.

RUMBLIN' BUMBLIN' STUMBLIN'

Dony-McNizzle, Dony-Baseball, Dancin-Donovan, Donahue, McDonovan, McNizzle. All of these characters listed above are also known as DONOVAN MCNABB. When big Don was born into a can of Chunky soup in 1976, nobody knew he would be this successful as a man, a football player, a hairstylist, a basketball player, an orangemen, and even a lover. When McNabb (or as Desiderato calls him Mcflabb) was drafted in '99, the decision was widely criticized by everybody in Philly. The beloved birds fans wanted Ricky sticky Williams. Who's passin' drug tests now?? Donovan has seen one superbowl, and his fair share of playoff games. At 6-4, 240lbs....you got a better chance of shaving Phil Pratt's face than tackling this guy. ANYWAYS...all 08-09 season McNabb got more shit than a Lewis Mills toilet. Benched him, almost ran him out of town, threw snowballs at him, made him cry on multiple occasions. HES A NICE GUY. So all of the sudden he wins some games and Philly fans are all gung-ho Donovan. Playoffs come around and he makes the NFC championship game...and loses cause of his defense. Well now everybody in Philly wants him back to win them a ring...and all of the sudden Donny doesnt know if he wants in. I don't blame the man. If you threw rocks at me all day, I finally caught one and chucked it back...and you asked me to marry you...tough shit. Look for this story to be ever-so-prevalent in the NFL offseason. I do have a few words for Philly however.

IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT. 

and a shoutout to Jim Johnson who is battling cancer right now

I WANT TO PARTY WITH VINCE

Bahahahaaaa. There are too many lines I want to quote this guy on. Fucking hilarious. Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.



P.S. You're gonna love my nuts.

Matt Leinart's ladies

Unless something disastrous happens or there is a blowout, Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart will not take a snap against the Pittsburgh Steelers. However, don't feel bad for the former USC golden boy and Heisman winner. Just look at some of the ladies he has allegedly bedded.

There is Brynn Cameron, his baby mama. Although they had a big of a public dispute over payments and visitation rights, recent articles say the pair are friends. Cameron has a unique, athletic, California kind of look. The USC basketball player has been pretty good on the court recently, earning a Pac-10 Player of the Week award.

He also used to allegedly date Paris Hilton, the hotel heiress, reality TV star, "star" of the bomb Hottie and the Nottie and ... well ... sex tape superstar. Except for the fact that she is famous for being famous, I really don't get Paris' appeal. She doesn't seem real friendly and there are concerns about her smarts. I really don't think she is really that smoking hot.

Kristin Cavallari also apparently landed the Super Bowl bound pivot. Her claim to fame was her role in Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County and she has appeared in some TV shows (Veronica Mars, CSI: New York) and is set to be some movies. Her career might not be amazing, but she is nice to look at. She has a nice body, a pretty face and great smile.

Steelers or Cardinals: Who has the hottest WAGs?

Who will win the Super Bowl on the field Sunday? The bigger question is who has the hottest wives and girlfriends.
Check out the Cardinals contingent, including Rachel Rackers (wife of kicker Neil Rackers) here.
If you want to check out the Steelers wives and cute girlfriends, click here. Both links take you to WagRankings.com pages.
My vote goes to the Steelers. Big Ben's girl Missy Peregrym is hot, while Mike Tomlin's wife Kiya as girl next door charm. As for the Cardinals crew, there are some beautiful ladies but Brenda Warner scares me. This former Marine could seriously hurt me.

GSP vs. BJ Penn 2

For all you UFC fans out there we have possibly the biggest fight in UFC history comging up in the rematch of the hawain BJ "The Prodigy" Penn and the canadien George "Rush" St. Pierre. This fight so big it got is own tv show showing the training regiments of both of these guys. Personally im excited, these guys talk more shit than Mike Vanjerjact Phillip Rivers and Shaun Avery combined, half the show was shit talking. On the first episode in a dead serious face BJ Penn says "I hate George and I am going to try to kill him, and this is not a joke." Tough words coming from a guy who was bathing in the waters of hawaii 10 minutes later on the show. St. Pierre called BJ a quitter and called him lazy, meanwhile GSP was hitting the clubs picking up STD's from every hoe in Montreal, tisk tisk George. Bottom line is althought they only weigh 165 pounds these are two tough fuckin dudes and Ill be excited to see who backs up this smack talk. Would that be something if blowjob penn actually killed this guy.....psych that would be terrible. I know many of you may not be interested in this sport but I love it and it is the number 1 combat sport in the world, my prediction is despite some questionable training BJ Penn will win, the mean streets of hawaii are unforgiving.

WAG of the Week: Missy Peregrym

This Canadian hottie is allegedly dating Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger or she once did ... I keep reading conflicting reports. Anyway, what seems to be true is that Big Ben has a good eye for the ladies. He, of course, once dated stunning LPGA golfer Natalie Gulbis.

Ben seems to like the athletic types as Missy Peregrym was active in a variety of spots in high school. She still sports a great athletic bod and great long legs.

Missy currently stars as a love interest in Reaper and was on Heroes for a bit. She certainly doesn't mind being on shows with other hotties as she has had guest stints on Heroes, Smallville, the Chris Isaak Show, Dark Angel, Jake 2.0 and appeared in the atrocious Catwoman with Halle Barry.

Sexy Sportscaster of the Week: Jillian Reynolds/Jillian Barberie

Is a weather girl a sportscaster? Well, its Super Bowl time and we are football crazy so we say Yes! Plus, Chickipedia included this looker in its feature on Sexy Sideline Reporters.
Jillian Reynolds (formerly Jillian Barberie) is known in sports circles as the weather girl on Fox NFL Sunday. It is way easier to look at her than Terry Bradshaw.

Reynolds is best known for her great rack and non-stop talking. She freely admits she is opinionated and likes to go on and on and on ... But, she looks good, has admitted to being a bisexual in spite of being married, is on a football show and was once married to former major league baseball player Bret Barberie. She is hot enough to have two profiles on Chickipedia.com - one as Reynolds and one as Barberie.

The Good Day LA co-host is a utility player for Fox and serves as a co-host for American Idol Extra, which many of our wives, girlfriends, mothers and pre-teen cousins probably watch. To catch her on a more adult show, check out this clip of her with hot talk show hostess Chelsea Handler.

WAG news: Wife of New England Patriot arrested

The wife of New England Patriot Richard Seymour has been arrested. According to MediaTakeOut.com, the mother of four and a friend took out their anger regarding Richard's alleged infidelities.

WLTX.com is reporting that Tanya Seymour is charged with two degree of lynching stemming from an assault at a New Year's Eve party. She is being detained at the Richland County Jail.

Elisabeth Hasslebeck Gets Knocked Up. Again.

Yayyyy. You know what this means? Another Super-conservative bitch/dickfuck running around yapping their mouth off. Bunch of pompous pricks if you ask me. I'm glad to see that you're putting that Fine Arts degree you graduated with to good work. Honest to Christ I will not hesitate to put that baby in its place when I catch a glimpse of its warlocks. And how does a guy like that get to pork that thing? If all it takes is being a career 4th stringer in the NFL then sign me up.

Sorry for the delays

Hey. I'm back. Sorry for the delays in posting your favorite daily features. I am back and will get you some new pics to drool over soon!
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SLO-MOOO

I will be here, I will be strong, I'll face my fears, When the night is long, And still go on, I will be brave, I will be bold, Follow my faith.

^ J-Braults status tonight...take it to heart...because it speaks volumes

Where In The World Is Sean Avery?

Sensitivity trainin!? Hey, man I'm a sensitive motherfucker. My tackling holds no race, gender or creed so bring it on. I'm a equal opportunity hitting machine. All day, everyday. Believe that.




This is the type of bullshit that gets posted when no one else on this piece of shit blog wants to work because of a snow day. That's fine. You know who is gonna take home that big 14 dollar paycheck? This guyyyy.

Beckham Scores 2nd Goal for Milan. I Get My Groove Back.

That's 2 goals in 3 games. At this rate becks will score in 66% of his games. Pretty savvy for a guy who scored a F+ in basic math, eh?
That's what you get when you google Sauce Boss. I know, I thought my picture would come up too.

I Guess True Love is Just a Hoax

Ahhhh C'mon. This is just upsetting to me. Audrina says her and the man with two first names are broken up. In fact the last time she saw him was at The Hills finale in december. I always knew you had a good head on those tiny shoulders my lady. Why the break? "..he doesn't want to give 110 percent." Oh, This is news to you? Cause I know, personally I witnessed our boy JB mackin on hoes on several occasions. And you just kept taking him back. Like the time he kissed that girl with you 3 feet away. Ahhh the memories. You crazy couple, you. You got a lot of self respect. That's obvious. I'm glad your mother raised you the right way. Upside down, clearly. All this drama makes you wonder if The Hills is even real...Ohhh...riiighttt. What's that? I'm gay for posting about the hills?


Let me know when you want this faggot to show the real things.baahahaaa

Sellberg doesn't believe in God. Maybe he will after this...

Brady expects to be ready for the New England Patriots' first game of the 2009 season, the Boston Globe reported on Monday. He suffered a season-ending knee injury in last season's first game and has had multiple procedures and battled infection since. There was some question whether he would be ready for the opener. Brady is on pace with his rehabilitation and is even dropping back and throwing passes, a medical source told the Globe. Citing medical and NFL sources, the newspaper reported that no further procedures are scheduled on Brady's left knee. "Based on anybody else doing an ACL rehab, he's going right along," a source said, according to the Globe. "He had a shaky start, but he's caught up."The newspaper reported that Brady is throwing, running, doing drills and getting in shape. 

Oh The NFL is SO FUCKED. The sports world is so fucked for all we know. I'll tell ya one thing, it's going to be the greatest party in the world next year when Boston is celebrating a perfect 19-0 season by the pats, World Series win by the sox, KG hanging our 18th banner and also the Bruins putting their on name on Lord Stanley's glory. I guess I'll throw myself in there when I lead my squad to the Chalice Cup in a couple weeks. Oh. but what if Brady's knee doesn't hold up? I guess we're fucked huh? Nope. I know a guy named Matt Cassel who wants to be a back up. Good God I love winning championships. How does our ass taste?

Side Boob Of The Day

If the subtle nip slip doesn't break a smirk to your face then I don't know what will.

HBMHL BABY

The Harwinton Burlington Mens Hockey League has made its debut and is here to stay. The whole idea started after a few hockey rookies went to some wolfpack games and fell in love with the sport, and its been non-stop since then. This League is an exclusive group and players who give there hearts and souls to this game. The 6 founders include: Scott Gretsky Boucher, Dylan Big-D Sellberg, Adam Ookie Avery, Connor The Rza Rusinko, Mikey Hops Orefice, and yours truly Billy the Baynetrain. This League conducts its home games at Scott Bouchers pond and will include away games and practice sessions at the Nassahegan Ice Rinks. This League is looking for promotion and fans, you will hear the hockey talk around the halls of mills I assure you. Our games are on weekends so contact any of the founding fathers if your interested in coming to watch or possibly playing.

The rules include:

No slap shots
No sticks above the waist
No body checks except into snow
No females may play (it gets rough out there, feel free to watch, chear, give snacks/drinks, and sexual favors)
In order to play in the league a 2/3 majority vote must be passed by the Founding Fathers
No1 to good can play, we have heart but when it comes to skill were all a bunch of scrubs

WE ARE HERE TO STAY AND OUR NEXT GAME IS THIS SUNDAY....BE THERE!!!!

Die Hard Hockey enthusiasts

Justice is Served!

MADISON, Wis. -- High school cheerleading is a contact sport and therefore its participants cannot be sued for accidentally causing injuries, the Wisconsin Supreme Court ruled Tuesday in a case being closely watched in the cheerleading world. The court ruled that a former high school cheerleader cannot sue a teammate who failed to stop her fall while she was practicing a stunt.The court also said the injured cheerleader cannot sue her school district.


Awww yeahh. I love this shit. Contact sport my tits and ass. When blondie with the big titties (you know who I'm talking about) can get on my level and take part in the offseason training program that the riz does then we can talk. What offseason training program you ask? Oh yeah, there is no offseason. Hustlers never sleep, we rest one eye up. I always got my sights on that chalice cup baby. Bitches better come at the king if they want the crown. That goes for Vollono too. When your blogging gets on our level, I will then allow your stank ass to text me at 8:00 in the morning challeneging me to a blog war. Apparently you never heard I was in the Battle at Big-Horn. You'll see this face next to Colonel Custard. And next to your fathers when you wake up tomorrow morning. I'm too much. Listen, I wouldn't stop Sarah's fat ass from falling either. You didn't hear? Everyone knows why all these cheerleading "accidents" Happen. You can't fuck the prom queen until she hears her best friend was jerking you off under the bleachers. With that being said, prom queen dropped best friend. Too much of a stretch? I thought so too.





What's good Lauren!? There is your daily shout out. Honestly, any girl/pretty looking boy who rocks a B-Scales jersey will automatically make it on this blog. What about Kevin Youkilis or Pedroia with a beer in their hand? Well now we're talking marriage here ladies.

HOFFMAN AUTO SUPERBOWL SUNDAY SALE!!

Im very blog-horny (blorny if you will) (will you?)

lets see what we gott hereeeee

Chris Paul drops a near quadruple double. Key word...NEAR. Unless its Chris Vollono dropping this quad dubs...or Mills actually winning a game...nobody really cares about ALMOST. Yeah, chris pauls got game...and i have nipples....same idea.

Pettite signs one year "incentive-laden" deal with the yanks. What the fuck is incentive laden?? what the fuck is laden...is that what i scoop my soup with?? Pettite was quoted saying "If it means me taking a pay cut, then it means me taking a pay cut."Really Andy?? is that what it means?? The only incentive andy gets is if he wins 20 games Cashman will give him  a tug-job on the mound. 

Stephon Marbury (starbury if you will) has reached a verbal agreement with the celtics...fancy that...and I have reached a verbal agreement with Jordan Brault to stop bashing him on this blog. Jordan Braults gotta stop bashin Dianne Bennet and his parents...doesn't he know what goes around comes around. Any by that i dont mean HIV...cause that sure as hell goes around and already came around THATS ABOUT ALL A VERBAL AGREEMENT MEANS. I also made a verbal agreement with Dan Donnahue asking him to stop harassing my sister....9 texts in the last 5 minutes. THATS A VERBAL AGREEMENT

sorry this post sucked more ass than Tommy Lee. Rza already blogged about Starbury...and I already took a shit today does that make it wrong for him to do the same? I think not

....Really?

Saw this yesterday and wasn't going to comment on it. Saw it again this morning on sportscenter and decided I have nothing better to do. Steelers are getting ready for the big superbowl win this sunday by bashing their opposition. Very class ladies. Oh, Wait. They're playing the Cardinals? But that's a picture of Tom Brady isn't it? I honestly used to respect Steelers fans a bit until this disgusting display of bitchassness. I'm sorry Big Ben isn't Tom Brady. He's not even Matt Cassel. Gotta love how the rest of the league is obsessed with us. I guess being the patriots we're always on the mind of other fans. Must be a Championship thang. Tom will enjoy his ring. All 3 of them. And a handfull of MVP trophies to go along. Lets get ready to put that asterisk next to the superbowl winner.

Side Boob Of The Day

I may have posted this already. I really don't care.

Baby Got Too Much Back

"My boyfriend is a football player, and he takes up my Sundays and now my Mondays," Simpson told the appreciative audience.

Baahahahaaaa. Are you shitting me? You know what else takes up Jessica's Sundays and Mondays? That new fat ass shes sporting along with the belly rolls. I always knew Romo was a gay, making jessica pack on the meat cause he misses piping a 250 pound beast in Jason Witten. And if you're telling me Jessica is pregnant, I'm not buying it. That's a fat bitch. For her. Not for the earth. You don't see Tom Brady's girl blowing up like an oompa loompa in the offseason.

Here Comes Another Boston Sports Gloating Session

It's amazing how I have yet to blog anything about my beloved celtics. I guess when you're a fan of some so many championship teams and also on the fast track to getting an entire studio audience at Oprah wide mouth bass for a gift, a 7 game winning streak by the best team in basketball may seem to take a back seat. However, Stephon Marbury might just be the cancer to shut down this entire system. He says today that he and the celts have agreed upon a "verbal commitment." Maybe it happened, maybe it didn't. I know in my day I have had plenty of "verbal commitments." Let's call them "oral" commitments for the sake of this blog and trying to be border line perverted in every post. Heres a little personal anecdote for you. 10 years old. I was a snazzy little fucker so I ask this female we wont name if hypothetically I asked her to be my one and only, she would say yes. I would say this was a "verbal agreement." Turned out this bitch was just leveraging my offer to make this other needle dick fuck to get off his ass and ask her out. Welcome to heartbreak. Anyway, I don't know what else to say about steph besides he is the one player who wouldn't fit into the celtics mold. In Rondo we have a true PG who is pass-first, shoot-never. He thrives off of being the 4th option, sometimes the 59th. Marbury doesn't play defense. At least I think he doesn't. I dont' know, he hasn't played a game since 1994. To sum it all up, John Grady said, "in my book, if you got a tattoo on your head, we don't need you."

Bigger sport, Better following: Basketball

Ron Artest: This guys got more game than John Madden. Ron Artest could put on some skates, no helmet, and his own balls and single-handedly wreck Sean Avery, his mother, his hamster, and even everybody with the last name Avery. There is really no argument here, Artest heads into the stands with a vengeance, Sean Avery hides behind some glass and tells an old woman he wouldn't cum on her tits...honestly would anybody "cum" on an old woman's tits? Sean Avery would spill his metaphorical drink on Artest and thats about it. 5'9 and gay...6'7 and big, juicy, blacky, sexy, and MEAN...when it comes to a battle royale...Avery has the chances of say...Austin Avery.

Loyal Fans: How many canadiens does it take to watch a hockey game?? It depends how many teeth they have. BAHAHA. The NBA has some of the biggest die-hards known to man. I once saw two men crying together while using the same urinal after a loss. NOW THATS DEVOTION. What do hockey fans know about the game?? They see it through as much glass as is in my television. Not to mention they can't afford televisions. Any given NBA game, Spike Lee, Jay-Z, Brad Pitts, Jenny Anniston, Eminem

Dynasties: DIE-NASTY is more like it. 17 NBA championships, more rings than fingers. I mean comonn here, the Detroit Red wings. 8 Mile? Larry Bird, Bill "hussel" Russel, Paul Pierce...the list goes on and on. Can anybody name a single player for the Red Wings...I think not. Listen man, this isn't saved by the bell. The Boston Celtics take metaphorical and literal dumps on anybody in their path. If I had an inch for every time the celtics won a championship...I'd be fuckin' you right now. There is no seeing-eye-dog in his right mind that would pick the Red Wings over the Celts. Green > Red, Boston > Detroit, Bird > ?. Saddle up and prepare for another ring in Boston NBA, cause the CELTS ARE HERE TO STAY. 

Bigger Sport, Better Following: Hockey Side

Could Kobe Take a hit like this? Not in your liftime buddy.

Sean Avery: The most unforgiving badass in sports. This guy is only 5'10 190 pounds and he starts more fights then anyone in the league, thats balsy considering the avergage NHL player is over 6 feet tall and 205 pounds. I don't think Ron Artest would challenge Shaq to a fight, multiple times in a season. I mean Ron Artest did rage into the stand to kick the shit out of some fat drunk white guy yaya thats tough, but hes a 6 foot 7 260 pounds professional athlete...lets be real. Avery is also the only third string left wing to date a supermodel and propel himself to superstar status, that just takes charisma. Sean Avery is an animal and he has an extreme loyal following of fans, whose mad more tabloids lately Artest or Avery? I rest my case.

More Loyal Fans: Ok ok I know what your thinking basketball has a bigger market and is a bigger sport but lets realisticlly look at this. Hockey had a player strike for a year, and the fans are still loyal and following, that is commitment.. The hartford whalers have been gone for over 10 years and there are still banners in the XL center, shirts, jackets and fans everywhere, now that is loyalty. Many writers and followers of this blog still love the whalers. Also Hockey, besides lacrosse is the oldest sport in America and has a rich history and tradition. Hockey has been around for over a hundred years, do you think ti would hace survived without outstanding fans? I think not.

Bigger Dynast, Red Wings: The Detroit Red Wings define hockey dynasty. This is a team that won 3 stanley cups in only 6 years with a great mix of vets and young guns. This team has the great veteran leadership (Lidstrom, Yzerman, Federov) and talented young played to be qualified as a dynasty and there only gonna get better. They are in contention every year and are legitamate threats, unlike the braves for example, they also have the money to make the signings they need. Not to mention Dan Kramer has had the same Red Wings had since George Washington was president.

I would like to thank Rza for coming up with these debates, My fellow writer Dylan Sellberg for making this dual post possible and Mutual University for being the best blog on the internet and especialyl the best blog to come outta Lewis Mills. (to many posers)

Tips 4 Tits Episode 2

The Mothership Hears You, Sellberg.

Sellberg came out and challenged me to step my hockey skills up yesterday. Some would argue I'm not very savvy on the ice like Sells over here. Excuse me if I didn't attend ice skating lessons when I was 7 and wear pink skirts, twisting myself in all different shapes to pull off a double asslicking triple nipple axle because my mother wanted a daughter. First off I'd like to apoligize to my teammates after yesterdays debacle. I’m sorry. Extremely sorry. I promise you one thing: A lot of good will come out of this. You have never seen any player in the entire country play as hard as I will play the rest of the season, and you will never see someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everybody the rest of the season. You will never see a team play harder than we will the rest of the season. Let's just say it's cup or bust from here on out as far as this guy is concerned. The fact that they will now allow checking into the snow banks was this biggest mistake they could have made. You just found the newest enforcer of the league. When it comes to me and him rza is gonna be throwing 7 different kinds of smoke for the rest of the season. You have been warned. Have fun being my sloppy seconds.

What cheerleaders do when they put down the pom poms

So, what do cheerleaders do when they are done cheering? Apparently they go on to be hot television and movie actresses and presenters, such as Kristin Adams, formerly Kristin Holt, of G4's Cheat! Check out this great feature on Chickipedia.com.

Hottie Athlete of the Week: Anita Marks

Well, it is Super Bowl week so we need to focus on football, football, football! So, what do we do for the Sports Hottie of the Week. We just have to go with a retired QB. Even after a few years of retirement, Brett Favre will never look as good as Anita Marks.

Marks played for women's pro football for the Miami Fury for four years and suited up for the Florida Stingrays for a season. According to her website, the South Dakota-born but Florida raised Marks had great arm strength and pinpoint accuracy on her passes. Her site boats she is one of the best QBs to ever play women's football (is that an accomplishment?).

Now Marks is a radio sports jock for 105.7 The Fan in Baltimore. She recently inked a contract to stay for another year. This was seemingly not good news to some of the station's listeners.

Her voice and opinions might not impress the Baltimore sports faithful, but her looks must. Marks, who appeared in Playboy in 2002, is an interesting combination. I think her face looks a lot like Sarah Jessica Parker's. Pics on her website show her snuggling with a pooch and just like SJP, Marks can pull off that "cute .. aaah" look. However, unlike Mrs. Matthew Broderick, Marks can also look pretty hot. I think her somewhat unusual mane only adds to her look and she has a pretty hot little body. Check out some more pics on her website.

So, for Super Bowl week, we celebrate the QB!

Side boob of the day

Almost to inapropriate for the blog, for all you single ladies who read this blog I may not be single for long seeing I am going to marry Kate Beckinsale (pictured above).

Hor or Not: Serena Williams

With nine Grand Slam singles titles (and seven doubles and two mixed doubles), there is no doubt that Serena Williams is one of the best tennis players perhaps ever. However, there is great debate about whether she is a hottie. Just check out these comments about her "nude" pic in the now defunct Jane magazine a couple years back.

Is her amazing muscled and toned body too masculine for you? Would you worry that she could crush you with her thighs? Does her at times fierce on court competitiveness scare you?

Or do you you like how she is not some size zero waif? Are you an impressed spectacular of her impressive rack(et) and booty-liciousness body? Have you fallen for her mix of girly dresses and self-confidence?

So, is Serena Williams hot or not?

Weekend wrap

Erin Andrews was in the house at Notre Dame - and stealing seats! But she looked good while doing it.

The hotties are disappearing! No. 1 ranked Jelena Jankovic (pictured) was bounced from the Australian Open. As was cutie Alize Cornet. Serena Williams was pushed but cracked the semis when her competition had to withdraw due to stomach problems. The hotties remaining at the Open include Serena, Elena Dementieva, home country fave Jelena Dokic and Russian Vera Zvonareva.


The "old girl" of U.S. skating. Alissa Czisny, took the women's singles title at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships. Although Keauna McLaughlin (pictured) battled the flu, she helped her team win their second consecutive pairs title.

U.S. skiier Lindsey Vonn missed the podium - finishing 8th in Super G - but still increased her overall World Cup lead.

Catriona Matthew, a pregnant 39-year-old, won an LPGA exhibition in Brazil. Cuties Kristy McPherson (pictured) and Angela Park were second and third.