Chicago White Sox pitcher Bartolo Colon is scheduled to make a minor league rehab start for Triple-A Charlotte on Thursday. Problem is, the White Sox don't know where he is. "I know where he is supposed to be right now. He's supposed to be in Charlotte, preparing to start Thursday," White Sox GM Ken Williams said Tuesday, according to the Chicago Tribune. "Efforts to contact his agent have been successful. Their efforts to contact their client have not been so successful." Colon, the 2005 AL Cy Young Award winner, had been working on rehabbing his left knee in Arizona after starting the season 3-6 with a 4.23 ERA in 11 games. He joined the White Sox as a free agent this season.
This is just plain funny. I can see the PA Announcer sitting up there in the booth calling out his stats and everything only to have him not even be there. How can you not fucking know where he is? Is he Sarah Palin? Low blow, you're right, but that's how she likes it if you catch my drift. Plus, this guy is like 285 pounds, not that easy to lose. I bet he is smuggling some of his fellow latinos/dominicans/cubans/columbians/spanish/central american friends into the US through Florida. That, or the guy had a bangin' 4th of July and is still hungover. Either way, it will be on the news within the next few days.
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