We Have The Same Name. We're Obviously In Love.

MIAMI -- This October, Kelly Hildebrandt will vow to share her life with a man who already shares her name. This is not a joke. Kelly Katrina Hildebrandt, 20, and Kelly Carl Hildebrandt, 24, expect just over 100 guests to attend a ceremony at the Lighthouse Point Yacht & Racquet Club in South Florida, where they will become husband and wife. "He is just everything that I've ever looked for," she said in an interview. "There's always been certain qualities that a guy has to have. And he has all the ones I could think of -- and more." Their modern romance was a match made in cyberspace. She was curious and bored one night last year, so she plugged her name into the popular social networking Web site Facebook just to see if anyone shared it.At the time, Kelly Hildebrandt, of Lubbock, Texas, was the only match. So she sent him a message. "She said 'Hi. We had the same name. Thought it was cool,'" Kelly Carl Hildebrandt said. "I thought she was pretty cute." But there were also concerns. "I thought, man, we've got to be related or something," he said. For the next three months the two exchanged e-mails. Before he knew it, occasional phone calls turned into daily chats, sometimes lasting hours. He visited her in Florida after a few months and "fell head over heels." "I thought it was fun," he said of that first online encounter. "I had no idea that it would lead to this." Months after Kelly Hildebrandt sent her first e-mail, she found a diamond engagement ring hidden in treasure box on a beach in December. "I totally think that it's all God's timing," Kelly Katrina Hildebrandt said. "He planned it out just perfect." She's a student at a local community college. He works in financial services. They plan to make their home in South Florida.

The other day I was pumping gas and this fellow comes up to me and says, "hey man, what happened to all the news stories you used to post? You're losing your edge. I'm sick of reading about Beckham. You're starting to suck dicks just like him. " My response was simple. "I'm losing my edge? How 'bout I jump this car and smack you so hard in the vagina you're own mother wont be able to recognize you when you're on your back in the hospital. I'm gonna give a whole new meaning to fat lip" Yes, I was back. Now if this story doesn't warm you heart then I don't know what will. I'm not saying you should go google yourself. That's just a dangerous game. You don't wanna find out that the chick you smooched on that friday night in new haven is your cousins ex-husband's sister. Or that you and Mike Golic both wear underoos. You might as well just chalk it up to another heartbreak just like back in highschool. I digress. I wanna point out that "hey, we have the same name thought it was cool" has to be the perfect ice breaker in facebook history next to "you wanna come home?" Oh,When did America decide it was OK to name a man Kelly? Why don't you just rip his balls at birth, I say. I got nothing more to add except that I'll bet my first child that this marriage ends in 10 years. And you're gonna hope I'm wrong because my child is going to be absolutely stunning. STUNNING.