Waiting for Lance Armstrong to make his move and win the Tour de France? Don't hold your breath. Armstrong is a seven-time Tour winner, but now, as a 37-year-old in the midst of a comeback for the ages, Armstrong's standing in this year's Tour - second place overall, and 1:37 behind the leader, heading into Tuesday's 16th stage - should put him in line to make a run at an unprecedented eighth yellow jersey. Except it almost certainly won't. Armstrong, barring unforeseen circumstances, says he will follow in the grand, albeit odd traditions of the Tour de France and yield to the current owner of the yellow jersey, his Astana teammate, Alberto Contador. "There is a code in cycling that goes as far back as the first race: That the strongest man on the team is the leader and the rest of the team is there to help the leader," said Bill Strickland, co-author - with Armstrong's longtime team leader Johan Bruyneel - of "We Might As Well Win: On the Road to Success with the Mastermind Behind a Record-Setting Eight Tour de France Victories." "Lance is a man of honor," said Strickland.
Give me a fucking break. This is exactly why cycling is not a sport. It's a hobby at best. Yeah, you and your buddies go put on some spandex and ride on your bicycles. Maybe even put on your favorite culture club club cd and fuck each other. You know who isn't going to invite you over for some beers and xbox? This guy. And I wanna bring up the main point here. Lance Armstrong is a vagina. He's 1 testicle away from being a woman. That's just facts. This 1/2 man is going to come out and say his purpose on the team is to support the strongest guy? Why even enter in the race if you don't want to win? You can cut all that code of cycling bullshit too. I mean I understand if he came into this thing and it didn't work out. You pick up the pieces and put them back together to come out stronger next time. Consider it a learning experience. But he's talking like his shit don't stink. 2 words for him. Fuck. That. That If I wanna be regarded as the greatest ever in anything you won't find me entering into some contest just to push and motivate the new star on the squad. In fact, I'm gonna push myself just that much harder so I can rub my balls in his face when I'm holding the trophy and getting a lap dance from his girlfriend. Then again, Lance only has 1 ball so maybe that's why we're not on the same page. Grow a set man.
P.S. You can't date that olsen twin. You're not Sean Avery. Not even an eighth of the man #16 is.
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