Big Ben Pulls a Kobe

A woman claims Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger lured her into a hotel room, then sexually assaulted her, according to a new lawsuit. Andrea McNulty claims in her civil lawsuit filed in Washoe County, Nevada, this year's Super Bowl winner asked her to come to his hotel room in July, 2008 -- and then forced her to have sex with him. McNulty -- an employee at the Harrah's Hotel in Lake Tahoe -- is suing for sexual assault and battery, false imprisonment and infliction of emotional distress. Ben denies all of McNulty's allegations. Roethlisberger's lawyer told ProFootballTalk.com, "The timing of the lawsuit and the absence of a criminal complaint and a criminal investigation are the most compelling evidence of the absence of any criminal conduct."

And by 'pulling a kobe' I mean that he raped some poor, innocent hotel employee and will probably end up paying her off to keep her mouth shut. You also wont find this story all over ESPN. Now, if he was on the Patriots I can guarantee you that this guy would already be on trial, convicted of 19 felonies and facing the gas chamber. But you know what? That would never happen. Because unlike most scumbag athletes, The New England Patriots Dynasty teaches its players to be professionals on and off the field. Not only do we have the greatest QB to ever play the game but he is also the greatest human being to ever grace mankind. While those others are out assaulting women, we're in the training room busy winning another ring. And after that we go home to our supermodel wives and have a skotch on the rocks. Straight not gay.