Well Now My Day Just Got Fucked Up.

A source close to Brett Favre said the quarterback, pending a physical, will sign a contract with the Minnesota Vikings for between $10 million to $12 million, according to ESPN senior NFL analyst Chris Mortensen. Vikings coach Brad Childress confirmed in an e-mail to The Associated Press Tuesday morning that Favre was traveling from Mississippi to meet with the team. Asked if the plan was to sign Favre on Tuesday, Childress replied: "In a perfect word.

Chris Mortensen tells Colin Cowherd that Brett Favre is headed to Minnesota today and will sign with the Vikings pending a physical. Favre, a longtime star in Green Bay, came out of retirement last season to play for the Jets. He retired again, only to then entertain the idea of joining the Vikings. Last month, Childress said the quarterback would stay retired. The pronouncement now appears to be premature. According to Mortensen, the Vikings had sent their private plane to Hattiesburg, Miss., and left with Favre on it at 10 a.m. ET. The plane is expected to land in Minneapolis at about noon ET; Favre is expected to take a physical later Tuesday.

I've been sneezing all day. That's how I knew something big was going to happen. And I know you were asking yourselves the same thing that I was. What is Tim Scans going to think of this move? I shit you not, I almost took Favre in the fantasy draft this weekend just to be a smartass because he was on the player list as a Jet. But I guess the old man gets the last laugh once again. I just don't understand how he could sign with Minnesota. I know he wants to play and all but if there was even an ounce of integrity left in the guy then there is no chance in hell he's playing football for the Vikings. It would be like Magic signing with the Celtics to play out his final 2 years. I can't even begin to tell you how much respect I have lost for old Brett over the past year. The way he flip flops like a used and abused vagina just disgusts me. Like does he actually think he's going to win a superbowl in Minnesota? He knows Randy Moss and Cris Carter aren't lining up next to him, right? Jordon Brault has a better shot of taking me out back and teaching me a thing or two about the black jack johnson hustle than #4 does of bringing a title to the Vikings. They say he's just a young soul who can't quit because he loves the game but it's almost laughable how he always returns near the break of the most rigirous points of training camp. What I'm saying is Favre is just one big pussy. He's not man enough to live with the choices he makes. You couldn't pay me to sit down and have a beer with him. You know who you could though? John Elway, Dan Marino, Joe Montana, Kourtney Kardashian, Johnny Unitas, Michael Jackson and obviously, Tom Terrific. By Brettles coming back this season, he just played himself out of the talk of being one of the best ever to throw the pigskin.