Is That a Trick Or a Treat?

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. -- A 6-foot-7-inch, 250-pound man who allegedly appeared nude at people's homes and rang their doorbells is being held on $60,000 bail after pleading not guilty to a series of misdemeanor and felony charges. Peter Allen Steele entered his not guilty pleas Tuesday after being charged with seven counts, including driving under the influence, evading a peace officer, indecent exposure and entering a house without permission. Authorities said the 38-year-old Steele led San Mateo County Sheriff's deputies on a car chase on July 11 that ended with him streaking into a home and then into woods in a rural area near Redwood City. Deputies said it took a taser and two shots from a bean bag gun to bring him down.

Just an awesome story. I only have a hard time understanding how this guy even made it past one house. No way in hell this fat sack of shit rolls up to my crib and escapes with a solid donkey punch to the balls. I think I might even take it to the next level and yell jackpot and just completely freak him the fuck out to show he's not the only crazy on this side of town. Make him take a little walk on the wild side perhaps. A nude beast walks up with his twig and berries hanging then you gotta think he's challenging you to one up him in that situation and I would like nothing more than to take him up on his offer.