Eli Can Now Afford That Nose Job.

ALBANY, N.Y. -- Eli Manning has agreed to a new six-year, $97.5 million contract extension with the New York Giants that will make him among the highest-paid players in the NFL with an average salary of roughly $15.3 million, a source told ESPN senior NFL analyst Chris Mortensen. A person close to the talks who asked not to be identified says Manning is guaranteed $35 million under the deal that will keep him with the Giants through the 2015 season, The Associated Press reported. The person spoke on condition of anonymity because the deal was not signed and had not been announced.

It's no secret that I hate Eli Manning. Always have, always will. I hate him, his brother, and his gay father. I think even Giants fans have a hard time warming up to him just for that basic fact that he always look like he couldn't give two shits about anything on the field. He's good but he's not that good. I mean he's not worth 15.3 million bones a year. I understand that he won a Superbowl MVP but it's a widely known fact that the Patriots lost that game more than that little bastard won it. It just pisses me off when people talk about him being in the top 3 QB's in the league. If you want to step to this and argue with me that Eli is even half the player that a Tom Brady is then you're going to come out a bloody and tarnished man. I don' even think he's the best in the NFC East. He's average at best. He's no real game changer that would command that sort of high contract. You just gotta look at his numbers to understand that