VIENNA -- Frustrated officials say rescuers have been deployed twice this week to break open large mailboxes after two children locked themselves inside in separate incidents. Firefighters in the westernmost province of Vorarlberg say the latest incident occurred Thursday evening in the village of Schwarzach, where an 8-year-old boy climbed inside a mailbox and couldn't get out. Postal officials weren't able to find the key, so rescuers used welding torches and bolt cutters to open the box and free the child. He was uninjured.I guess you could say that officials wont be giving this prank a stamp of approval. And I don't think these kids will be pulling anymore slick stunts like this again. Can anything be more terrifying than stuck in a mailbox while people use a welding torch to get you out? It's like in 8th grade when your sex-ed teacher blows up pictures of herpes and puts them on the board to melt the impression into your head or the video that is one giant zoom shot of a vagina while some chick has a baby. Yes, that just happened.
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