This Is The 17 Year Old That Mark Sanchez Courted? You like that word I used? Courted. Makes Me Feel Classy

She's in high school and dating the star quarterback -- of the Jets! Superstar Gang Green play caller Mark Sanchez "hooked up" in his New Jersey home last month with a striking 17-year-old Connecticut high-school girl -- whose preppy dad is a super-wealthy financier, a bombshell new report claims. Sexy rich girl Eliza Kruger not only bragged on Facebook about "MARK F--ING SANCHEZ" texting her after they flirted at a hip Manhattan nightclub on New Year's Eve -- she also took photos of a mussed-up bed in his boudoir as "proof" of their huddle just days later. "We went back to his place in Jersey after dinner. He lives on a golf course. There was a big storm," Eliza told Deadspin.com, according to that Web site, which identified her only as E.K. Asked if she "hooked up" with the 24-year-old Sanchez that night -- after they dined together at Midtown hotspot Nobu the first week of January -- the Greenwich high-school senior said, "Yeah," albeit somewhat reluctantly, according to Deadspin. When a Deadspin editor told her he would research the legality, Eliza reportedly replied that the age of sexual consent in New Jersey is "16. I checked." Eliza told Deadspin that Sanchez continued contacting her after they went to his home. "He would send me a text at 2 a.m. on a Wednesday asking if I was out that night," she told Deadspin. "But I'd be, like, I have school tomorrow."

 

 I don't really get it. She's not ugly by any means but at the same time, she looks like your typical 17 year old high school student. Which would be fair game and everything is peachy if you're not a 24 year old professional QB of the New York Jets. I mean this is Mark fucking Sanchez we're talking about here. An absolute stud in my eyes. He could bag any chick in NYC he wants and he's chasing a high school student from Connecticut with average looks? Really? Did Sean Avery stealing his model girlfriend really send him into that deep of a tailspin? I think the best part of the story is Sanchez texting her at 2 A.M. on a Wednesday, asking if she's out and her replying with "I have school tomorrow." Poor girl probably had a mean vocabulary quiz in English the next day and The Sanchize is sending creepy messages in the late night/early morning hours. Have some courtesy, bro. Those SAT words are a motherfucker.

P.S. How long before the New York Jets blow up? First Braylon Edwards get a DUI, then Rex Ryan's foot fetish videos leak, Cromartie calls Tom Brady an asshole and gets slapped by the media, they get their ass kicked by Pitt and now Sanchez is being creepy and dating a 17 year old. Just a scumbag crew of misfits.