Thursday, February 3, 2011

Big Ben Is Back On The Prowl

FORT WORTH, Texas -- Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger spent Tuesday night out on the town at the Super Bowl, treating his offensive linemen to dinner.  Roethlisberger was later spotted at a piano bar, where TMZ offered Internet footage of the quarterback singing Billy Joel's "Piano Man." The website said Roethlisberger spent about $1,000 at the bar -- $800 tab, plus $200 tip -- and was nice, fun and "took care of everyone." On Thursday, Roethlisberger acknowledged going out and said he takes his linemen out every Tuesday night when they go to the Super Bowl. "It was superstition and tradition," Roethlisberger said. "Tuesday night, I take the linemen out to dinner. I just had an enjoyable night. The tradition for the Super Bowl is, one night and they pick where. It's usually a steak place. They picked barbecue this time."

Normally this wouldn't even be a story. But Roethlisberger had to spend his off season in college bars, raping chicks and being an asshole so this is kind of newsworthy. Listen, I get it. You go to a bar with your boys, have some beers and it actually becomes irresistible to not sing along to Billy Joel's "Piano Man." It's a strong candidate for best sing along song of all time in my opinion. The Outfield's "Your Love" takes the cake. You chat up a bitch and that song comes on, consider the deal as sealed. You'll understand when you hit age 20. Trust me. I don't even remember what this post was about. Oh yeah.Ben Roethilisberger is on pace to rape 4 girls by Sunday.

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