RIVERTON, Wyo. -- Wyoming police say an 11-year-old boy driving a large SUV led officers on a high speed chase reaching speeds of 100 mph. Bureau of Indian Affairs police say the chase started about 3 a.m. Tuesday near Riverton in central Wyoming and ended about 50 miles away near Crowheart on the Wind River Reservation. The boy ditched the vehicle and jumped into a lake and began swimming but returned to shore where police collared him. BIA Special Agent in Charge Charles Addington says that alcohol was involved and that charges were pending in juvenile court.
Leave it to the indians on the reservation to start drinking at 11. And they wonder why they're stereotyped as alcoholics. Gotta hand it to the kid here though. He kept his wits about him. In time of need, he stuck to his guns and remembered what his forefathers would have done. Jump in that water and swim like Squanto, my man. It was like he knew he had no business driving a SUV. Clearly he belongs in a canoe or on horseback. Would I be shocked to hear that they found a bow and arrow on hi? Maybe a tomahawk? Absolutely not. Kill or be killed. It was the way of the world back then. I miss those simple times.
P.S. Did these cops know who they were dealing with? You don't fuck with the mighty arapaho baby. They teach that in slapahoe 101
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