PHILADELPHIA -- A lawyer for a Philadelphia woman charged with offering sex for World Series tickets says she is "a nice lady overcome with Phillies fever."Lawyer William J. Brennan says Susan Finkelstein might have dropped double entendres in her Craigslist ad but never explicitly offered sex. Brennan says the 43-year-old University of Pennsylvania graduate student wanted to take her husband to a game between her beloved Philadelphia Phillies and the New York Yankees Brennan says the self-described "buxom blonde" was trying to score tickets online, as she had in the past.
Just like you don't mess with a man's pitch pipe while he's in the middle of a funky groove, you can't fuck with a bitch who has Phillies fever. But wheres the crime in being an unbelievable fan? She never actually offered to blow anyone. All I saw was that she's creative, maybe a little a crafty, and has an imagination that would make Dr. Suess swoon. I'd rather sign this bitch up to play PG for the Charlotte Bobcats than see her behind bars with attributes like those. Maybe put her on the Sox payroll, we need a new mind on that bench to keep things spicy.
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