Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez Spend Thanksgiving in Mexico

Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz spent Thanksgiving in Mexico last week, pretty much frolicking around in bikinis (yes, A-Fraud wears a bikini) and showering each other the entire time but we learned one valuable thing - A-Roid has bigger tits than Cameron Diaz. I admit, I do like Cameron Diaz (and I'm probably in the minority) but only when she's dressed up, wearing lots of makeup and in romantic comedies. A month ago they apparently broke up but now seem to have gotten back together. After divorcing his wife in 2008 A-Rod dated Kate Hudson, then himself and now Cameron Diaz. What do Kate and Cameron have in common?? Hmmmmmm...

They are the latest celebrities to spend Thanksgiving south of the border as Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler spent it together in Cabo. Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought Thanksgiving was a US thing? I'm thankful that the Pilgrims and Indians had such a great feast but I'm not too thankful for that country to the south. Nor the one to the north for that matter.

I'm not sure why you would want to see more pictures of them in Mexico but if you do go here and here.

Man Arrested Hiding 18 Monkeys in His Jacket

In this weeks podcast Blog Dylan claimed that tax evasion was the most bad ass crime, that might have been true one day ago, but it is now second. A man was arrested yesterday in Mexico for smuggling in 18 monkeys from Peru. What's even more ballin' about this crime is that the monkeys were endangered and you need a special permit just to own one. When I first read this story a couple of questions came to mind; one how the hell do you get these 18 monkeys all way from Peru, on a plane, to Mexico. Question two is what do you tell the cops when they catch you with a poncho full of apes, lets break this thing down.

First let's tackle the how Juan Apeington did it. He went for the old "stuff the tiny monkeys in pouches and stuff them in your clothing" (classic). I would have to believe that there is a specific online store that sells monkey pouches, and if there isn't one I need to buy monkeypouches.com ASAP. Now that that is answered it's time to call out Peru for being an awful county. How do you not notice a man with 18 MONKEYS IN HIS FUGGIN' SHIRT!?! I mean come on! I'm no TSA agent, but I think a man smugglin' 18 monkeys would be a pretty easy spot. That being said, props to Mexico for not being a bunch of dumbasses and catching this guy, well done guys, well done.

So now put yourself in Mr. Apeington's shoes, you've been caught with 18 pouches of monkey, what do you do? Well this guy was quick on his feet and claimed he bought the lot for $30 bucks and was going to keep them as pets. I honestly can't blame him for this lame excuse, I would have done the same. At this point he was probably resigned to his fate of forever being known as the guy who almost smuggled 18 monkeys into Mexico in velvet pouches. I bet when he comes in the US illegally his boys are going to give him a lot of shit for this one.

UPDATE: We have a prototype of the UggBootsforMen Monkey Pouch!