Girl Shits Herself at Club

If you need to, re-read the title. I understand, it's a bit vulgar/disgusting/vile/awesome/hilarious. Before you immediately leave let's give the background of the story. As an avid Twitter-supporter, I'm constantly checking and following people. Fuck Facebook, Twitter rocks. So my good friend Jimmy (@RollinJimmys) re-tweeted this after an ECU football player decided to post it. Apparently some drunk whore took too many Malibu shots and passed out at the party. Only it doesn't end there, she then results in shitting her self. For those of you with vaginas as stomachs the picture is censored but if you click on it then, well, yeah.


It's a bit disgusting but incredibly hilarious. A) because the girl shits herself and b) because this guy decides to immediately take a picture and tweet it. This is why girls suck so much. You try and take them out for a nice night out on the town, and they get drunk and shit themselves.

Boston Bruins Spent $100,000 On Bottle of Champagne

The Boston Bruins won the Stanley Cup on Wednesday and on Saturday went to SHRINE at MGM Grand at Foxwoods. They managed to ring up a $156,679.74 bar tab which included $24,869.80 in gratuity and a $100,000 bottle of champagne. SixteenWins.com broke down the entire receipt in an illustrated guide that rivals the works of van Gogh and Warhol. As you can see in the photo below, it is no ordinary bottle of champagne. That thing is bigger than Justin Bieber and Keenan Cahill combined.

Spencer Pratt is Fucking Crazy

As I'm sure you already know, the Hills series finale was earlier this week and ended with a great bang: it proved to all its dumb-ass followers that the entire show is fake. But the real story is that Spencer Pratt ( The "Sp" of "Speidi", if you will) tried to crash the finale. The problem with these reality shows is they give completely useless people the strange idea they actually matter in this world. In everybody's eyes, Spencer is a nobody that doesn't deserve the fake fame he received. The great part about the story is, because he's a fucking psycho, he knew he wouldn't be allowed at the finale. Now most people would simply give up, but not Spencer. He got the awesome idea to dress up like an old man. They'll never know! Unfortunately for Spencer and fortunately for everybody else in this world, his idiotic attempt to sneak in failed and he was promptly removed from the premise.