Ugg Boots For Men SportsCenter Shout-Out

The first thing you should know is that Blog Dylan's real name is "Jake Ullrich". Even though he doesn't post and I shouldn't give him any recognition with this post, I'm only posting this because this is sort of a shout-out to Ugg Boots For Men. He was busy bitching/crying to Scott Van Pelt and Steve Levy on twitter on Thursday about how he was playing against Ben Zobrist in fantasy after his 10 RBI day. Scott Van Pelt felt bad for him so that's the only reason he did this. Basically, he tweets at SportsCenter anchors enough so they got tired of him and did this to shut him up:

Jets Sign Mark Brunell

In the who gives a fuck story of the day, the New York Jets signed QB Mark Brunell. In other news my hair grew some, I watched the mornings Sportscenter, and went to the beach. Oh and my dog slept around the house while I ate a hot pocket. Brunell will be nothing more than an average back-up QB for the Jets and mainly serve as a mentor for Broadway Mark. Brunell turns 40 in September and signed a two year deal.