Jets Sign Mark Brunell

In the who gives a fuck story of the day, the New York Jets signed QB Mark Brunell. In other news my hair grew some, I watched the mornings Sportscenter, and went to the beach. Oh and my dog slept around the house while I ate a hot pocket. Brunell will be nothing more than an average back-up QB for the Jets and mainly serve as a mentor for Broadway Mark. Brunell turns 40 in September and signed a two year deal.