Ice T Arrested

Fin Tutuola was arrested today and nobody cared. Along with Wesley Snipes, this is the second unimportant black actor arrested in the past few days. And again it was for a really manly crime. No not drug trafficking or grand theft auto. Yeah you got it, not wearing a seatbelt which lead to the officer finding out he was driving on a suspended license. The best part of this story is he was with his wife Coco, which gives us an excuse to put up a picture of her.

Wesley Snipes Goes to Jail

Wesley Snipes, aka your shadow, aka the darkest man alive is going to jail today for a bad-ass reason. No he didn't kill anybody. No he didn't rob a bank. It's even better, tax evasion. Now I'll let you calm down from your shock for a second because I understand how terrifying of a crime that is. I'm secretly still hoping this arrest will lead to the discovery of 500 headless bodies buried underneath his house. These are the type of celebrities I love and my dying wish is to see a Wesley Snipes porn tape. With Tara Reid.