Pau Gasol Dumped by Fiancee, Blames Kobe Bryant

Pau Gasol played like absolute doo-doo butter during the playoffs and the Los Angeles Lakers ended up getting swept in the 2nd round. There might be more than meets the eye to his bad play though. Apparently Pau Gasol was recently dumped by his longtime girlfriend/fiance and Kobe Bryant and his wife, Vanessa, might be to blame. According to MediaTakeOut.com they have a "snitch" inside the Lakers organization who leaked the info:

The insider, who is affiliated with the Lakers, told MediaTakeOut.com that Pau's girlfriend SYLVIA and a teammates wife (who will remain nameless) became good friends. And two weeks ago Pau was ROCKED by news that his girlfriend/fiance DUMPED HIM.

The snitch told MediaTakeOut.com, "Pau thinks that [TEAMMATES] wife was behind it. Sylvia didn't have many friends and he's convinced that [wife] either is behind it, or could have talked Sylvia out of it." And word is that when Pau's TEAMMATE [the husband] tried to talk to Pau about it, the two got into an ARGUMENT - with each saying some very RECKLESS THINGS about each others LADIES.

So now Pau and THIS teammate are no longer speaking to each other. And their ON COURT chemistry is definitely off.

This is actually an interesting story and something to think about but the Lakers are a bunch of bitches so this story or the fact that they couldn't win after this happened shouldn't really surprise us. I'm going to blame Pau's finacee breaking up with him on Pau being the ugliest human being on the planet and not Kobe Bryant or his wife.

Kobe Calls Ref A "Fucking Faggot"

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Kobe is a dick. I don't understand why people get pissed off when he does things like this. What do you expect? He's always among the leaders in technical fouls, is constantly screaming at his teammates and oh yeah, he raped a chick.

So last night during a 102-93 win against the Spurs, Bryant was called for a technical foul (his 15th of the season) in the third quarter. Well Kobe walked over to the ref, apologized and shook his hand before he left the court. Yeah and Kate Beckinsale (still so hot) just came over and blew me.

No instead of being a decent player, Bryant walked to the bench, nearly punched some random practice player who nobody knows, threw his towel on the court and yelled "Bennie [The Ref who gave him the Tech). Fucking faggot."

The best part was TNT got the whole thing!

Kobe's Knee Feels About "60 Percent"

Since baseball's starting to end and I don't really give a fuck about the NFL, it is time to start looking forward to the NBA season. With all the hype down in Miami, people seem to forget that the best player in the league is still in L.A. Kobe had his knee operated on in July, the third time he has had surgery on it since 2003.

Bryant admitted after his team won their 2nd straight Championship that he was in quite some serious pain and had his knee drained throughout the playoffs. The Lakers opened their preseason against the Timberwolves in London yesterday and Kobe only played six minutes. He went 0-3 shooting and immediately had ice on his knee after being taken out.

Oh, and pray Melo stays <3

Andre Ethier Ridiculous Photo Shoot For L.A. Times Magazine

I'm not sure what's worse - the "uggghhhh" inducing title of this article or the actual pictures. "Dre's Anatomy"? Seriously? I'm always a fan of terrible puns but "Dre's Anatomy"? Are you kidding me? Andre Ethier, outfielder for the Los Angeles Dodgers, did a photo shoot for L.A. Times Magazine and looked absolutely ridiculous. You may be thinking, "L.A. Times Magazine...where do I remember that from?". Well 3 months ago Kobe Bryant also did a photo shoot for L.A. Times Magazine looking just as ridiculous. The interview actually wasn't terrible and Ethier seems like a good guy but were the pictures really necessary? In the picture at the top he looks like Fegan Floop from Spy Kids.

Let's see what we have here:

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1. L.L. Bean Catalog Model
2. The 3rd character from Brokeback Mountain
3. Yeah, I was excited about the season premiere of Mad Men last week too but clearly not as excited as Ethier.
4. It was Dean Martin karaoke night. DUH!

The "White" Mamba Photoshopped

You may recall about a month ago I posted about Kobe's ridiculous photo shoot in all-white. Well I came across some funny edits and thought I would share them with you. Enjoy.

The "White" Mamba?

Kobe Bryant may be known as the "Black Mamba" but his photo shoot for L.A. Times Magazine was anything but black. In fact, it was just plain weird. I can't think of any other way to describe it. He is wearing nothing but white pieces of clothing in every shot. What was he thinking? Does he really need to pose for a cover shoot during the middle of the playoffs? I'm not sure who decided all of these looks would be a good idea but it looks like something Lady Gaga would pick out for her boyfriend. The pictures are below.

1. Kobe Zoolander
   
Okay, is it just me or does this first shot look eerily like he is trying to do the "Blue Steel" pose from Zoolander? And who wears a headband under a top hat?? Oh yeah, I almost forgot about the bow-tie that blends into the entire outfit like it's a chameleon.




2. Kobe "The Situation" Bryant
This one looks like a hybrid between a burka and something someone from Jersey Shore would wear. That is the most ridiculous v-neck I have ever seen. To add insult to injury, the v-neck and hat/hood/drape/whatever the hell that is combo would set you back $1,265!!




3. Kobe Mayweather
This one just looks like a shot of a boxer before a fight. You know, when he comes out of the dressing room in his pre-fight attire. Maybe he was watching the Mayweather vs. Mosley fight this weekend and became inspired.




4. Aladin Bryant/Prince Ali Ababwa
I think he was trying to go for an Aladin type appearance in this one with that vest. Those shorts look like something Nadal would wear at the French Open.




5. Cape Cod Kobe
And finally, the last picture from the shoot. This is probably the most normal picture of them all except for the fact that he looks like he is trying to do the "Blue Steel" pose again.