Alabama Tops Preseason Poll

Can Alabama roll tide roll to another national championship? The coaches poll certainly thinks so. The Crimson Tide was overwhelmingly voted number 1 in the preseason polls, getting 55 out of 59 first place votes. The Most Overrated University (The Ohio State University) received the other 4 votes. OSU comes in 2nd, Florida 3rd, and Texas (who lost to Bama in last year's championship game) is in 4th. Boise State rounds out the top 5. Virginia Tech, TCU, Oklahoma, Nebraska, and Iowa finish out the top 10.


For the rest of the list check the ESPN story here.

Tim Tebow is the New Jockey Spokesman

Tim Tebow has just become the new spokesperson for Jockey. Not, that isn't a joke. The abortion hating, super Christian, mama's boy will be the spokesman for an underwear (and socks, etc.) company. He was quoted as saying, "They make a quality product with a great fit." Jockey also released a press statement about a new line of underwear that double as a chastity belt. Pretty much everyone outside of Gainesville, Florida hates Tim Tebow and I have come across some incredible puns and jokes in regards to this news story. Some of my favorites:


"I assumed he'd be a Fruit of the Womb guy."

"In an attempt to parallel his NFL career, the type of underwear he will be sponsoring will be the brief."

"Holy shit! No, those are just Tim's skid-marks."

-"Now as you can see Tim, we here at Jockey are very serious about the quality of our product. For instance, look here at this waistband--"
-"Wristband? I'm in."

"So pick up a couple of Jockey's new form-fitting Ts, because remember: the sleek shall inherit the Earth."


As mentioned in the podcast a few weeks ago, Tebow is on the cover of NCAA 2011 and some Alabama-area Gamestop stores have inserted their own custom covers on copies of the game. It features Tim Tebow crying after losing to Alabama in the SEC championship game and another picture of him crying over his own shoulder. Pure brilliance. I could watch this video all day on repeat.