Coghlan Heads to DL After Celebration Injury

Chris Coghlan joins Kendry Morales in the "I'm a dumbass" category by heading to the disabled list after tearing his meniscus while attempting to pie a teammate. Sunday night teammate Wes Helms had a walk off hit and Coghlan attempted to pie his face. Apparently he forgot about the pieces of grass in the infield and fucked his knee up.


This is the second time this season a player has been seriously injured in a celebration after Kendry Morales broke his leg jumping on home plate after hitting a walk off grand slam (fuck you Kendry I had you on my fantasy team).

Teams need to get rid of the dumbass pie in the face celebration anyway, it's old news. Take notes from the Braves who provided one of the best celebrations after Nate McLouth hit a walk off HR against the Phillies. Check out the video here

Braves and Blue Jays Swap Worthless Players

The Braves traded Yusmell Escobar, Jo-Jo "I'm not the singer" Reyes, minor league pitcher Tim "Don't call me Phil" Collins and minor league shortstop Tyler Pastornicky to the Blue Jays for Alex Gonzalez. In other news, I didn't shower today. Who the hell cares about this trade? The Braves and Blue Jays are swapping shitty players and trying to appease their fans. It has no fantasy impact for you nerds out there and you should not own either of these 2 shortstops, let alone the other schmucks thrown in the deal.

Yunel's line is 28/0/19/.238/.334/5 (R/HR/RBI/AVG/OBP/SB). That is awful. Alex Gonzalez is in the middle of a career year with 17 HR but batting .259 with an OBP of .296. Ouch. The 17 HR are trying as hard as they can to mask the fact that he actually sucks. I realize you will probably get bored reading this because I am bored typing it so here's 2 pics of Nicole Scherzinger in a bikini to keep you happy. As always click to enlarge.