Showing posts with label tour de france. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tour de france. Show all posts

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Road Rage at the Tour de France

I guess all the riders are roiding after-all. Mark Renshaw got a case of road rage as his steroid dose was just a little too high this week. Renshaw, of Australia, head-butted Julian Dean of New Zealand down the stretch as everyone was sprinting to the finish. The Tour's "top official" said, “This is cycling, not wrestling. This is not a gladiator’s arena.” Really? The Tour de France is cycling? Here I was thinking it was wrestling all along, waiting for Hulk Hogan to pop out and beat Lance Armstrong's ass with a bike. Renshaw argued that Dean was elbowing him but Renshaw was the one thrown out of the Tour de France.

Over/Under on length of time before Jose Canseco releases a tell-all book about steroids in professional cycling...


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