Marisa Miller on August FHM Cover

The ridiculously sexy Marisa Miller is on the August cover of FHM magazine which is pretty much a British Playboy/Maxim hybrid. The article and pictures try to paint Marisa as "the girl next door"...hang on, I'll be back in 10 minutes...

Okay, where was I? Ah yes, Marisa Miller as "the girl next door". After seeing these pictures I might have to change my stance on wanting to be a stay-at-home dad and having my wife bring home the bread.

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Who's a Worse Actor - Ryan Braun or Marisa Miller?

Marisa Miller is a hard 10. Ryan Braun is the man. You'd think combining the two in a commercial would be pure awesome but this commercial crashed harder than Oceanic Flight 815. The commercial is for Remington's ShortCup clippers and I remember watching it back in 2008 when it was released and commenting on how terrible it was. It's not just bad, it's one of the worst extended commercials I have ever seen. My brain had managed to forget about the awfulness until my good friend Grey at Razzball reminded me about it tonight in his daily fantasy write-ups (if you play fantasy baseball I highly recommend you take a look at Razzball - it is the best fantasy baseball site out there). He commented...

"We enjoy funny. We really enjoy unintentionally funny. But Ryan Braun’s extended commercial with SI model Marisa Miller hits a third level of “So bad that it’s funny someone signed off on this idea.” And you’d think if you’re going to hire an athlete to promote Remington razors, you’d find a player whose name isn’t your main competitor. That’s like Perdue hiring Mike Tyson for a chicken ad."

Well said Grey. Well said. There were more sexual innuendos than at a Perez Hilton Tupperware party. Enjoy...or try to...