Speak Like Kristen Stewart

If you've ever seen a Kristen Stewart movie or seen her give a speech after accepting a Teen Choice Award or seen any of her interviews then this might be the best video you see all month. KStew is really, really, really, really awkward in public. More awkward than you're mom walking in on you on alone on a Friday night watching Twilight on your computer.

If you've ever wondering how she does it or wondering how to be a gooder public speaker like her, you're in luck. Now there's a DVD box-set that teaches you how to speak like Kristen Stewart!

P.S. - Which of these 3 Kristen Stewart things is the bestest?

On one hand you have a skinny girl in a bikini filming scenes for the next Twilight movie. On the other hand you have a picture of what appears to be an 11-year-old Kristen Stewart pre-sex change. And on the 3rd, lesser known hand, you have a video of her being so awkward in an interview that it's hard to even watch for the entire minute.

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Release Dates

Thank god, I was starting to lose sleep not knowing when part 1 of Breaking Dawn was being released. Oh what do you ask? Yes, there will be two parts of this shithole movie to make even more money from annoying teen girls. The first part of Breaking Dawn will be released November 18, 2011 and the second part will be released almost exactly a year after, November 16, 2012. The Big 3 (no not Pierce-Garnett-Allen or James-Wade-Bosh) of Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner will all be returning to their undead roles. Not that I really care about the plot, but yes I will go see it. Only cause I fucking love Kristen Stewart. If you haven't seen her in Adventureland, go kill yourself. Actually watch the movie then go kill yourself.

Taylor Lautner Talks Weird

I saw Twilight: Eclipse yesterday and it did not disappoint. Critics aren't even ragging on it too hard as it received a 51% on Rotten Tomatoes, the highest score yet for the series. Eclipse provided just the right mix of romance (no homo? fuck it, I don't care if you think this movie is gay) and action. I previously talked about how the addition of David Slade (30 Days of Night) as director would add more violence and blood and he did just that. The fight scenes were awesome and the werewolves were bad-ass. Also, as the title of the post states...I noticed Taylor Lautner talks weird and it's annoying. I'm pretty sure he is on roids and skipped puberty altogether.


If you see this movie in theaters you will have to deal with the fact that the audience is 99% girls under the age of 15 so to cope with that here is a drinking game for the movie...before I get to that though, Ugg Boots For Men would like to formally introduce you to our sister site, Drink Through the Credits. DTTC will be the home for all your movie drinking game needs. It is in the early stages but is being updated everyday so be sure to check it out often for all the new updates and additions. Follow us on twitter for all the latest updates/news. Man do I love shameless promotion.

Drink Whenever

...someone says "love"
...you see a werewolf
...someone is shirtless
...anyone dies
...anyone kisses
...the past is referenced

Chug Whenever

...someone says "newborn(s)"