Sir Mix-a-Lot Throws First Pitch at Mariners Game

Sir Mix-a-Lot threw out the 1st pitch at the Seattle Mariners vs. San Diego Padres game on Friday. Wait, what?!?!?

This guy is still alive? When I first saw this I thought it had to be a joke. I haven't heard Sir Mix-a-Lot mentioned since like 1997. What's funny about this is that Friday's game was "80s night". "Baby Got Back", aka "the only thing Sir Mix-a-Lot is famous for", was released in 1992.

At least his first pitch was better than John Wall's but that's not saying much. I must say that second pitch was pretty doll-hairs though. What was the most surprising part of all of this? A) Sir Mix-a-Lot had the stamina to throw two pitches B) Sir Mix-a-Lot was selected to throw out the first pitch C) He threw a strike on the 2nd pitch

P.S. Nice jorts.

P.S P.S. This might be the only time I'll have an easy segue to this so...

Los Angeles Dodgers vs. San Diego Padres Game Suspended

NOOOOOOO! Here I was thinking I was going to be able to watch baseball and listen to Vin Scully past 5 am. Boy, was I wrong. Vin Scully makes his own rules. He had enough. He had to get to sleep. He has to get his sleep now if he wants to stay awake while calling Padres games tomorrow.

Matt Garza Adds Another No Hitter to the Tally

That's right, another one got pitched and unfortunately it was the Rays. Last night Matt Garza pitched the first no hitter in the history of the Rays, leaving only the New York Mets and San Diego Padres without a no-no. Did they miss the memo that everybody is pitching them this year? What a bunch of losers. Garza threw 120 pitches, 101 fastballs. At least he's got a lot of variety.


More important Clay Buchholz, Ricky Nolasco and John Danks all got wins last night. What's the importance you ask? All 3 are on my fantasy team bitches!