Brett Favre is Returning... I Think

Not that anybody really gives a shit about Favre during the offseason anymore, but apparently he has flown into Minnesota to meet with team officials. I'm shocked, I never thought he would come back. Oh wait never-mind, I was 100% positive all along that he would return. Brett Favre loves the attention and hates the training camp so he just pulls this shit yearly to get what he wants. He's probably getting more money so he can buy more Wranglers. Piece of shit. Only kicker Ryan Longwell is saying he said "yes" but we all know he's coming back.


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Brett Favre to Retire - or So He Says

Tell me if you've heard this before - Brett Favre announced today that he will retire. Apparently he was texting his teammates and coaches late last night about his decision but I am not going to believe anything he says about retiring until we are 4 weeks into the season. The man retires more than the Vick family gets arrested.

Let's put his retirement history in perspective:

January 20, 2008 - cry baby Brett after the Packers loss in the NFC Championship game to the Giants talking about how it might have been his last game.

March 6, 2008 - Favre holds a press conference to officially announce his retirement.

Summer 2008 - Mr. Wrangler decided retirement wasn't for him and was traded to the New York Jets.

February 2009 - Favre announces his retirement AGAIN after a disappointing season with the Jets (22 TD/22 INT)

August 2009 - Favre joins the Vikings

Everyone knows he'll announce that he isn't retiring in a few weeks and then do the exact same thing next year. This is my view of the situation: